a distant crow
distant-crow.bsky.social
a distant crow
@distant-crow.bsky.social
the muffled cawing of a very loud bird from three rooms over. friendly though ! (it/its, 20s)
(18+ only please!! my work is basically entirely NSFW and frequently dead dove. mostly akeshu <3)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/distantcrow
and just in case you’re worried: of course he sucks. he’s the worst. he’s an objectively terrible person and finding him entertaining is ren(or. well. the oc formerly known as ren)’s biggest personal failing
September 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i agree with the others— you’re absolutely not obligated to do anything at all, but whatever you do write/talk about/etc will be cherished!!
August 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i have my evil little mobpego idea and i’m poking at it but it’s haaaaaard and there’s not as much genuine character interaction
August 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i think getting to play with joker titties would save me. i think it would fix me. for like three minutes before goro akechi murdered me for it
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i need it. the jitties. the joobs
July 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
listen it’s what she deserves!!! and perhaps at some point i will figure out how to write it*

*and it will probably go on my main. but i want to propagandize her here too. nowhere is safe.
June 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
sighs. this is my Mean Evil Dead Dove (and also omegaverse) Account, which means probably if i write any transfem ren it will end up on my main rather than here[i mean whattt nooooo i don’t have a main. i’m not SO OBVIOUS]. but know i am thinking about her always.
June 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
the TROUBLE is my stuff tends towards the mean w/subren and i’m not as comfortable with maledom/femsub as i am m/m. i look at tgirl ren and i do not want to make her sad.
i do however want to put her in a chastity cage and a cute little skirt and watch her tits bounce as she rides her bf. you know?
June 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
was thinking about stuff for a different au but man. i gotta write some transfem ren stuff. i MUST
June 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
IT’S REALLY GOOD RIGHT. and he’s there watchdogging it, if a shadow tries to go for it anyway they are fucking Shredded
June 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
the funniest headcanon combo consequence i have is transfem futaba AND transfem ren and sojiro being like **another???????? is it ME?** like he’s not mad about it or anything he loves being a girl dad but ?????
June 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
on the shadowfucking mobpego front i do just think it would be fun for him to get spitroasted by giant inhuman monsters who are completely ignoring His pleasure and just using him as a toy to get off. i think that would be fun.
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
-is just a different kind of possession if you think about it. the first to use him and the one to take him home etc.
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
anyway back to your regularly scheduled akeshu: something something goro/loki/robin fucking all his holes First before any shadows can. just so everyone who comes through knows they’re not special and they don’t own him. &then also last. unless ren is so out of it they need to dip immediately which-
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
(shuake) plus i think akechi would enjoy the attention. so would ren! but while i am firmly of the belief that the only even marginally healthy way g can indulge in vulnerability is with ren there to hold him together, he is also a slut for attention and adrenaline. he’s a CELEBRITY. so.
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM