a distant crow
@distant-crow.bsky.social
the muffled cawing of a very loud bird from three rooms over. friendly though ! (it/its, 20s)
(18+ only please!! my work is basically entirely NSFW and frequently dead dove. mostly akeshu <3)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/distantcrow
(18+ only please!! my work is basically entirely NSFW and frequently dead dove. mostly akeshu <3)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/distantcrow
okay okay okay HELLO. this is not as long as i’d like, BUT, for day 2 of #BottomJokerWeek2025, the first morning of the rest of their lives:
May 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
okay okay okay HELLO. this is not as long as i’d like, BUT, for day 2 of #BottomJokerWeek2025, the first morning of the rest of their lives:
good morning i’m still not done with todays bjw fic but i am working on it. in the bath at 4am like a normal person, making regular jokes that aren’t weird
May 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
good morning i’m still not done with todays bjw fic but i am working on it. in the bath at 4am like a normal person, making regular jokes that aren’t weird
all my bjw stuff is in a weird middlingly-done state augh. like yeah arguably this(for day 2) is a lot of words but unfortunately most of them are not at the beginning
May 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
all my bjw stuff is in a weird middlingly-done state augh. like yeah arguably this(for day 2) is a lot of words but unfortunately most of them are not at the beginning
it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s third person i can be a little more together than he is. yes it’s third person LIMITED but i need to cling to SOMETHING. anyway #bjwips
April 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s third person i can be a little more together than he is. yes it’s third person LIMITED but i need to cling to SOMETHING. anyway #bjwips
viala is the best btw. if you can swing it she’s absolutely the most fun person around to bounce ideas off of. 11/10 excellent friend excellent creative mind probably in bed so she can’t stop me from posting compliments to my bluesky page
April 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
viala is the best btw. if you can swing it she’s absolutely the most fun person around to bounce ideas off of. 11/10 excellent friend excellent creative mind probably in bed so she can’t stop me from posting compliments to my bluesky page
OTHER THOUGHTS because ann was brought up so now i’m thinking about fwiendship: morgana is challenging.
April 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
OTHER THOUGHTS because ann was brought up so now i’m thinking about fwiendship: morgana is challenging.
also part two featuring the “don’t worry about it” school of callback to a previous conversation. funniest possible option for switching it up is magicking dicks and goro being like i don’t care that it’s a miracle i’m not putting the penis chariot in my mouth
April 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
also part two featuring the “don’t worry about it” school of callback to a previous conversation. funniest possible option for switching it up is magicking dicks and goro being like i don’t care that it’s a miracle i’m not putting the penis chariot in my mouth
some really normal brainstorming (the ties were i think both done by knottydevil on tumblr, his work is PHENOMENAL— if you like shibari you should totally check it out)
April 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
some really normal brainstorming (the ties were i think both done by knottydevil on tumblr, his work is PHENOMENAL— if you like shibari you should totally check it out)
anyway. take two. originally i wasn’t gonna talk about this but i’m impulsive and gay and think it’s fun. akira’s persona in the twins au is a very specific one
April 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
anyway. take two. originally i wasn’t gonna talk about this but i’m impulsive and gay and think it’s fun. akira’s persona in the twins au is a very specific one
that picture reminded me i gotta work some more on this one
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
that picture reminded me i gotta work some more on this one
in one of my more non-pornographic aus i have played with a genderfluid joker and it IS fun. i have a like. here. snippet from a bit that is probably never going to see the light of day because it has no plot other than the thieves doing some light banter
March 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
in one of my more non-pornographic aus i have played with a genderfluid joker and it IS fun. i have a like. here. snippet from a bit that is probably never going to see the light of day because it has no plot other than the thieves doing some light banter
the great thing about this line of thinking is that hey. at least come home safe ren is getting the unmanageable horniness. managed
(also: i thought this particular description was really funny so you all have to see it)
(also: i thought this particular description was really funny so you all have to see it)
March 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the great thing about this line of thinking is that hey. at least come home safe ren is getting the unmanageable horniness. managed
(also: i thought this particular description was really funny so you all have to see it)
(also: i thought this particular description was really funny so you all have to see it)
SOMETHING is taking shape. we’ll see if i can manage to hard pivot it into schmoopy romance by the time i’m done.
March 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
SOMETHING is taking shape. we’ll see if i can manage to hard pivot it into schmoopy romance by the time i’m done.
i actually have a lot of thoughts about them and their friendships. akira is a weird satellite to the thieves.
March 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i actually have a lot of thoughts about them and their friendships. akira is a weird satellite to the thieves.
(implied noncon in this one) it was sort of. just. the same premise but without the bitching or the communication
i wrote more of it than i thought i had damn this thang is like 4.7k
i wrote more of it than i thought i had damn this thang is like 4.7k
March 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
(implied noncon in this one) it was sort of. just. the same premise but without the bitching or the communication
i wrote more of it than i thought i had damn this thang is like 4.7k
i wrote more of it than i thought i had damn this thang is like 4.7k
i was. discussing this earlier. accomplice aus are really funny.
March 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i was. discussing this earlier. accomplice aus are really funny.
the dynamic in that one is just **so so fun.** they’re all so annoying <3
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the dynamic in that one is just **so so fun.** they’re all so annoying <3
AAAAAND finally my most recent fic—
just about snapped/don’t look back: an #Akeshu omegaverse story that’s half mostly-consensual bitching porn and half getting really into the weeds on speculative biology and sociology
just about snapped/don’t look back: an #Akeshu omegaverse story that’s half mostly-consensual bitching porn and half getting really into the weeds on speculative biology and sociology
March 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
AAAAAND finally my most recent fic—
just about snapped/don’t look back: an #Akeshu omegaverse story that’s half mostly-consensual bitching porn and half getting really into the weeds on speculative biology and sociology
just about snapped/don’t look back: an #Akeshu omegaverse story that’s half mostly-consensual bitching porn and half getting really into the weeds on speculative biology and sociology
come home safe: a completely normal and regular story about getting together with a cute boy who loves you (‼️‼️‼️HEED THE TAGS ON THIS ONE)
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
come home safe: a completely normal and regular story about getting together with a cute boy who loves you (‼️‼️‼️HEED THE TAGS ON THIS ONE)
next is ‘prepare for trouble,’ an akiren-as-twins half-accomplice AU, involving two very annoying wild cards goading their favorite murderer into kissing them with tongue. and also some other stuff past that #Akeshu
March 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
next is ‘prepare for trouble,’ an akiren-as-twins half-accomplice AU, involving two very annoying wild cards goading their favorite murderer into kissing them with tongue. and also some other stuff past that #Akeshu
throwing these up here in order of when I posted them— first is Action/Reaction, a fic from top goro week about vents and making questionable decisions archiveofourown.org/works/59176858 #Akeshu
March 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
throwing these up here in order of when I posted them— first is Action/Reaction, a fic from top goro week about vents and making questionable decisions archiveofourown.org/works/59176858 #Akeshu