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Matty Green
@disposablematty.bsky.social
Dungeons & Dragons, Pro Wrestling, Politics, Doctor Who.

Video Editor, Ex-Musician and many other things. (ADHD boi)
Any cool tattoo artists on here?
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Some of today's foes for the group to face down.
April 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I've been diving back into WWE properly since it came to Netflix as I can actually watch it now.

Is it just me, or are the majority of theme songs really kinda forgettable? Not bad, but I don't know who's who by their theme song and I feel like that's not great.
January 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
New ADHD ability unlocked.

"Hey, did you see my message?"

"Yes, and I had replied mentally but never actually wrote out the message."
January 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Whoever is running the Lib Dem TikTok account. Never change. And I appreciate you.
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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I’m supposed to be buying Christmas presents but Kewpie mayo is 30% off.
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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now that's a spinebuster
November 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Any Pokémon GO! players on here? Add me for gifts so I can level to 50!

Trainer Code is 168401028565

Thanks!

#pokemongo
November 23, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Evolved into Panic.
Not quite panic, but definitely Overwhelmed! At the Disco.
November 23, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Not quite panic, but definitely Overwhelmed! At the Disco.
November 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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probably going to burn down a migrant hotel tomorrow, you know, just to get out of this echo chamber for a bit
November 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Apparently every pensioner in the world knows the YMCA dance.
November 22, 2024 at 10:03 PM
When will resorts start playing music I actually know?

Where's my rave remix of 2000s pop punk and emo?
November 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Bingo is just a really slow raffle.
November 22, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Karaoke at an all inclusive. Someone is doing a Les Miserables song.

Now I want all the musical theatre songs.
November 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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John Prescott used to say “when I die all they’ll go on about is that bloody punch!” Well no, they went on about a whole lot more. I did a dozen or so interviews paying tribute today and it was so nice to hear so many recalling him so fondly and recognising his enormous achievers and character
November 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Moxleys final contender has entered the picture. The Rizzler will finish the story.
Tony Khan is excited to have The Rizzer at AEW
November 21, 2024 at 9:56 PM
A journal of what Matty thought about while sat on a beach on holiday...

Whether God was an invention by humans to explain the inner voice that speaks to us, and/or as an explanation for consciousness.

Who should or shouldn't pay inheritance tax based upon their profession.
November 21, 2024 at 10:43 AM
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We have had a press briefing with senior police officers and commissioners about the ongoing investigations into the riots that followed the Southport attack

Here are the key updates:
🚨1,590 arrests, 1,015 charges
👮‍♂️17% of those arrested were children, 46% were 18-35 years old
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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When Dakota Kai went off on Tegan Nox at WarGames.

Fantastic heel turn.
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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*posts something on Bluesky*

Random account: “that’s dope, I also share an interests in this. I’m gonna add you.”

*posts same thing on Twitter*

Random account: “I hope you D1E”
November 19, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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US politics is so wild.

Here's the Mayor of Knox County Tombstoning the US Secretary of Education
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM