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Lv. 29 gremlin multiclassing in Linux Nerd and Tired Leftist, Chicagoan exile living in Canada
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The classic meme of Leonardo DiCaprio playing Rick Dalton who is sitting on a cushioned chair with his feet up and translucent white curtains behind him. He's holding a cigarette and cup in one hand and pointing at a TV off camera with the other hand.
September 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
You know what, fuck it. People are getting cancelled for failing to grovel over a paraded corpse, let alone having the respect for the dead to speak truth about tpusa guy's actual character. I'll bite.

THIS is the guy you fucks are trying to martyr? THIS guy?! You're dying on THIS hill?
The infamous photo of the late Charlie Kirk making an uncomfortably wide smile despite only his front teeth showing. The smile is considered especially creepy because he has more gums visible than teeth and he's visibly sweaty while standing next to a woman not pictured because this is cropped to only show his face.
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
Has this meme aged well?
A fake article about a Conservative voter shown wearing a cowboy hat and red and black flannel. The title is "Well, Shit...What Am I Going To Base My Entire Personality On Now?" The body reads: Your deepest wish has been granted. The mean old democratically elected Prime Minister you hated with every fibre of your being for reasons you were never able to fully articulate has been forced to step down. The tyrant who's CERB cheques paid for your inflatable sheep your neighbours all silently hate has been defeated. You might even spark up one of the joints his government legalised to celebrate the moment." the aforementioned photo is shown with the caption "I guess I could start harassing them transgenders, but it's not the same." The article continues "But there's a feeling you can't ignore. Not like that feeling you had when Brad got too close after drinks at the Legion bar. This is something else. You gaze across the veritable dragon's hoard of shits, buttons, stickers, car decals, signs, temporary tattoos, and flags of every shape and size. All of them emblazoned with the two word slogan that was your rallying cry for nearly a decade. You may actually have to come up with a personality now." Below is a picture of the same man leaning on the back of what looks like an old, brown F-150 pickup with a white stripe. The grill is covered by a flag reading "fuck Treudau" but with the Canadian flag maple leaf used to censor the word "fuck". A final caption below reads, "Without him, who even am I?"
March 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
Screenshot of the first result when I searched the age of consent laws in Minnesota. The highlighted portion reads, "although it is raised to 18 when the offender is an authority figure." The full text is as follows: "The Minnesota Age of Consent is 16 years old. In the United States, the age of consent is the minimum age at which an individual is considered legally old enough to consent to participation in sexual activity. Individuals aged 15 or younger in Minnesota are not legally able to consent to sexual activity, and such activity may result in prosecution for statutory rape. Minnesota statutory rape law is violated when a person has consentual sexual intercorse with an individual aged 16, although it is raised to 18 when the offender is an authority figure."
March 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
What do you call this then?
Elon Musk doing a Roman salute, more commonly known as a Nazi salute, in front of a microphone with a backdrop of solid blue barriers with white stars
March 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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A cartoon man with salt and pepper hair and a thick moustache is shown pointing at the person out of frame who was previously asking him a question. The caption reads, "That's the neat part, you don't."
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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In case anyone else wants to. "Skips Benediction" and "Swears on his own $65 Bible" are the only ones that need to be swapped. I recommend "Does a 180 on his own stance on something in the last 6 weeks" and "Gushes Over Putin"
A bingo card titled "INAUGURATION BINGO 2025" The tiles are as follows from left to right, top to bottom: Musk Gives A Speech, People Leave Early, Hair/Makeup Malfunction, Melania is MIA, Sexist Comment, Ivanka is MIA, Skips Benediction, Spaces Out While Speaking, Brags About Crowd Size, Bad Dancing, Shameless Marketing Plug, Inappropriate Religious Comment, (free space) Racism (It's a given), JD Vance Exhibits Lizard Behaviour, Crime Caught on Camera, Bulletproof Glass, Queues Music Too Early, Swears on His Own $65 Bible, Handshake With a Dictator, Uncomfortable Sound Effect, Promotes Gun Ownership, Ava Maria, Clothing Malfunction, Unruley Crowd, Threatens the Media
March 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
I'll say
a screenshot of the original post, but instead of the proper image, it shows vertical bands of multi-coloured stripes.
March 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
A llama wearing a red hat similar in style to a lot of 1920s women's fashion (I don't actually know what that type of hat is called) with a yellow flower sticking out of it is shown on a tan coloured background. The caption reads, "Carl, that kills people!" But the name "Carl" is written with a bunch of extra L's to denote the word is being sustained for several seconds longer. The meme is from the infamous Llamas With Hats series on YouTube
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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A screenshot of the segment of the page referenced with a form that asks, "How can we improve this page?" The text I entered in the form is as follows: "If you're going to comply to the PERCEIVED spirit, not the letter, of an illegal executive order, NOT a law, by erasing evidence of transgender persons from a site that is just as much relevant to the trans community as it is the "LGB" community, at least don't do it so sloppily that it breaks basic grammar rules and makes certain sentences unreadable." The classic Starship Troopers scene is shown with a row of soldiers wearing the iconic black helmets and black military fatigues. A woman in uniforn is shown speaking directly at the camera. The caption reads, "I'm doing my part!"
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
@basically every US senator with a D next to their name
Princess Daisy is shown next to Princess peach in two vertically stacked panels. They are floating in the air in both, but the second panel is a closeup of their faces showing Daisy giving an evil smile and Peach's mouth open in shock. The captions read as follows: Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt
February 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
idk why this felt relevant
Two men are shown shaking hands with a cityscape tinted green and people being led away in handcuffs in the background. The man on the right is wearing an "LGB without the T" shirt and holding a sign in his other habd which reads "gays against drag queens" with a rainbow background. The man on the right is wearing a white button-up shirt and red cap with sunglasses on the bill. They're shown in six additional panels below to show a dialogue. The speech is as follows: White shirt: We did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thanks for your help! Sign guy: Happy to be of service! Sign guy: So who are we going after next? White shit guy is shown smiling, but says nothing Sign guy: I said who's next? White shirt guy is still silently smiling Sign guy, no longer also smiling: We... White shirt guy is still smiling, no further dialogue
February 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
y'all DO know it costs LESS to just leave it than to paint everything Institutional Grey to make it look fascist, right?
A screenshot of a post from the Pics subreddit titled "Painting over core values at the FBI" shows a man in a brown shirt and black slacks painting over a wall with various words like "fairness" and "integrity" with the almost exact midtone shade of grey.
January 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
@ the DC children's hospital
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Chidi from The Good Place is shown in two panels making a gesture with a single visible hand. The captions between both panels reads, "Okay, but that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?"
January 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
I love how this image is so old that this was considered expensive for a flagship phone, yet it's aged like fine wine
Three cartoon men are shown doubled over with laughter at a water cooler in an office. A sign in the background reads "PRISM" and the men are wearing button-up shirts, slacks, and neckties. Two of the men's nametags are visible with NSA and CIA written on them. The man to the left says "they will pay $650..." and the centre man is saying "To give us their fingerprints!" The caption above reads, "The new iPhone recognises your finger."
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
10/10 coincidence
Directly above the post that this is a reply to is one from Star Trek Minus Context showing Data sat in a leather chair in front of a fireplace. He's wearing an old-timey white nightcap and red robe with black trim over a set of equally old-timey pyjamas. The caption reads, "Humbug, I tell you."
December 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
You tell me
A screenshot of this post in my timeline, with a post from Riker Googling immediately below that. The body of Riker Googling's skeet: "list of health insurance CEOs"
December 8, 2024 at 2:36 AM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
I average running into a situation where this meme is relevant multiple times a week
An edit of a book cover (probably one of the Hardy Boys books) showing an adolescent boy leaning over an old muscle car's front-end with the hood open to expose the engine. The boy is wearing an orange, long-sleeve shirt and is fair-skinned with short, auburn hair. He is pointing at the exposed engine. The title reads, "Everything I don't like is woke, a book for basic dickheads. The boy is also quoted saying "This engine is woke." And the word "woke" is shown in much larger letters than the rest of the text.
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
You fucking wot, Bluesky?
A section in what appears to be Bluesky's equivalent of a blocklist like the ones you've probably come across floating around and made by third parties, but it was there by default in the "moderation" portion of the settings for the app. The particular option shown is "Rude: Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."
November 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
yo
cropped screenshot of Zinnia's profile showing a follower count of 10,000
November 22, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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A screenshot of this post, followed immediately by a post from Effin' Birds, an account that mostly posts pictures of birds with vulgar captions. The caption for this one reads, "Who asked for this shit?"
November 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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2004 Dodge Intrepid, same colour as the picture. Unfortunately, there's a bit of family drama behind it. Long story short, they gaslit me about it being a "family car" despite explicitly saying I was paying the down payment for it to be my car before then.
A 2004 Dodge Intrepid in a sort of dark red finish is sat in what appears to be an asphalt driveway next to a house built into a hill. There are wooden support beams directly behind the vehicle. The body resembles a typical American sedan style sort of looking more like an elongated coupé, but with a uniquely awkward grill design. The grill somewhat resembles a person wearing a retainer smiling wide enough to show teeth and the metal bar from said retainer.
November 11, 2024 at 7:46 PM
disorderlyf.bsky.social
Fry from Futurama is shown holding out a wad of $100 bills in his hand. The caption reads: "shut up and take my money"
October 31, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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A pair of hands rifling through folders in the cabinet. The caption reads, "hang on I have a meme for this."
October 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM