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This was the best news story ever.
A pig shit himself at Shake Shack, and instead of just quietly hiding it, he claimed he was poisoned.
So EMS, FDNY, the whole NYPD, the mayor, the DoJ, the FBI, and every national news agency got involved.
And they concluded the fat fuck loser cop shit himself.
A pig shit himself at Shake Shack, and instead of just quietly hiding it, he claimed he was poisoned.
So EMS, FDNY, the whole NYPD, the mayor, the DoJ, the FBI, and every national news agency got involved.
And they concluded the fat fuck loser cop shit himself.
NYPD Cops Lied About a Shake Shack Manager Poisoning Their Milkshakes, Lawsuit Says
At the time of the incident, the manager was arrested and interrogated for more than an hour.
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January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This was the best news story ever.
A pig shit himself at Shake Shack, and instead of just quietly hiding it, he claimed he was poisoned.
So EMS, FDNY, the whole NYPD, the mayor, the DoJ, the FBI, and every national news agency got involved.
And they concluded the fat fuck loser cop shit himself.
A pig shit himself at Shake Shack, and instead of just quietly hiding it, he claimed he was poisoned.
So EMS, FDNY, the whole NYPD, the mayor, the DoJ, the FBI, and every national news agency got involved.
And they concluded the fat fuck loser cop shit himself.
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/2 I looked up the author of the story and let out a shout of laughter when I got to this point and scared one of the dogs off of my chair
January 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
/2 I looked up the author of the story and let out a shout of laughter when I got to this point and scared one of the dogs off of my chair
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i bet they're leaving the keys in the ignition 👀👀👀
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
i bet they're leaving the keys in the ignition 👀👀👀
i bet they're leaving the keys in the ignition 👀👀👀
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
i bet they're leaving the keys in the ignition 👀👀👀