The Discountess
@discountess.bsky.social
NOT LUANN, just a Luann Stan! Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool 😎 **Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes**
The new cast of TRAITORS has been revealed!!! 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The new cast of TRAITORS has been revealed!!! 🤡
Omg this is making me insane. #NobodyWantsThis season 2 couples therapist, looks so familiar but google won’t tell me 🤣 I know I recognize her I need to know her name
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Omg this is making me insane. #NobodyWantsThis season 2 couples therapist, looks so familiar but google won’t tell me 🤣 I know I recognize her I need to know her name
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Best TikTok account ever 😂#RHOM #RHOMiami #rhomreunion
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Best TikTok account ever 😂#RHOM #RHOMiami #rhomreunion
It’s looking like Ariana and Hudson broke up. #NextGenNYC she was posting TikTok’s that seemed like she was sad and then she just reposted this
October 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s looking like Ariana and Hudson broke up. #NextGenNYC she was posting TikTok’s that seemed like she was sad and then she just reposted this
Olivia’s engagement, their breakup, this all would’ve been much more interesting than Taylor hating on Shep and the weird manufactured storyline between JT & Venita
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Olivia’s engagement, their breakup, this all would’ve been much more interesting than Taylor hating on Shep and the weird manufactured storyline between JT & Venita
This really makes me so sad j loved Diane Keaton so so so so much. I think Baby Boom is actually my favorite movie of hers. So many great roles, The Godfather, Annie Hall, Father of the Bride (parts one AND two), FIRST WIVES CLUB. We were blessed to have her 💔
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This really makes me so sad j loved Diane Keaton so so so so much. I think Baby Boom is actually my favorite movie of hers. So many great roles, The Godfather, Annie Hall, Father of the Bride (parts one AND two), FIRST WIVES CLUB. We were blessed to have her 💔
What in the actual fuck is happening here? #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind9
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What in the actual fuck is happening here? #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind9
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ahahaha! My gramma used to say that mostly about my one cousin she HATED (I can’t stand the bitch either honestly) but the first time I heard my gramma say “she can fuck a duck” I almost DIED laughing #RHOC
October 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ahahaha! My gramma used to say that mostly about my one cousin she HATED (I can’t stand the bitch either honestly) but the first time I heard my gramma say “she can fuck a duck” I almost DIED laughing #RHOC
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Finished off my last 3 apples in these cookies that I didn’t take a real pic of this is a screenshot from a TikTok I posted lol
September 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Finished off my last 3 apples in these cookies that I didn’t take a real pic of this is a screenshot from a TikTok I posted lol
I made a “carbonara” quiche. I was going to make pasta carbonara, but only for me so I’d have leftover ingredients but after I made it I didn’t feel like making the pasta lol! But I have breakfast for tomorrow!
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I made a “carbonara” quiche. I was going to make pasta carbonara, but only for me so I’d have leftover ingredients but after I made it I didn’t feel like making the pasta lol! But I have breakfast for tomorrow!
Oops. My apple upside down cake didn’t make it through the flip 😂😂😂 it’s still delish. My first attempt better luck next time!
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oops. My apple upside down cake didn’t make it through the flip 😂😂😂 it’s still delish. My first attempt better luck next time!
I’m so bad at checking this app idk why but I miss you how are you?? By the way I got a Mac Miller Bobblehead at a pirates game this summer!!! I know you love him too 😍
September 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m so bad at checking this app idk why but I miss you how are you?? By the way I got a Mac Miller Bobblehead at a pirates game this summer!!! I know you love him too 😍
Assuming this means my transaction went through??? Vatican Museum here we come 😂 🇮🇹
May 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Assuming this means my transaction went through??? Vatican Museum here we come 😂 🇮🇹
I was already obsessed w SZA but it’s out of control now that I’ve seen her live. This was my second time seeing Kendrick but last time was Bonnaroo so it was a short set. They were both so amazing, what a great show!
May 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was already obsessed w SZA but it’s out of control now that I’ve seen her live. This was my second time seeing Kendrick but last time was Bonnaroo so it was a short set. They were both so amazing, what a great show!
I’m excited for the new Bravo shows. I do think this means it’s OVER for New Jersey but who knows. I need to binge Shahs! What does everyone think???
May 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m excited for the new Bravo shows. I do think this means it’s OVER for New Jersey but who knows. I need to binge Shahs! What does everyone think???
Watching Babygirl
April 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Watching Babygirl
Why have we been pretending whole body deodorant is different than regular deodorant??? 😂 This feels very mayonnaise/aioli to me 🤷🏼♀️
April 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why have we been pretending whole body deodorant is different than regular deodorant??? 😂 This feels very mayonnaise/aioli to me 🤷🏼♀️
The first time I got it wrong it was a typo but I lost it when Lily walked away so I screen recorded and purposely got it wrong bc it was hilarious 😂 She’s HAD IT.
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The first time I got it wrong it was a typo but I lost it when Lily walked away so I screen recorded and purposely got it wrong bc it was hilarious 😂 She’s HAD IT.
LMFAO Schwartz attempting to comfort Jax. So awkward and I love it. #TheValley
April 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
LMFAO Schwartz attempting to comfort Jax. So awkward and I love it. #TheValley
Kind of dying to know what happened here! I couldn’t get a pic of the side because I was actively moving when he was next to me, I took this at a red light. It says “I know you” on the side 😳
April 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Kind of dying to know what happened here! I couldn’t get a pic of the side because I was actively moving when he was next to me, I took this at a red light. It says “I know you” on the side 😳