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NOT LUANN, just a Luann Stan! Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool 😎 **Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes**
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Hi BlueSky! Here for bravo and reality tv. 💙🩷
LOL Nany told Aviv “we’re about to screw you over” and threw a FIT that Aviv and Yeremi did something about it. She really though Aviv would say ok I’ll take your shit 😂😂😂 #TheChallenge #TheChallenge41
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”

Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Couldn’t finish #RHOSLC bc j have an appt this morning but while I’m waiting I’m thinking about how this feels like the BH sprinter van & I hate that . I am curious as to how they were able to behave that way on a commercial flight. 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The new cast of TRAITORS has been revealed!!! 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’ve been so busy that I’ve barely checked social media but I still can’t escape this stupid ass Starbucks bear. Starbucks should be ashamed of themselves for hyping that up & sending 1 or 2 to stores. And every person who went to crazy lengths to get one should be embarrassed
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I can’t stop laughing. Making out while farting the entire time 💀 Also I’m very grateful I’ve never experienced this as the farter or the, I’m not sure what word to use, victim of the fart? #RHOSLC
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So tired I don’t think I’m gonna last this whole episode long ass day. But love seeing V kill it on deck AND she look amazing in her all red outfit #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMediterranean
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Omg this is making me insane. #NobodyWantsThis season 2 couples therapist, looks so familiar but google won’t tell me 🤣 I know I recognize her I need to know her name
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I love yall so much 😍
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ugh all the instacart orders this morning are spirit Halloween 😫 Universe give me strength LOL! Anyway Happy Halloween 🎃 👻
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Gretchen is a liar and she’s a shitty, terrible person. Claiming to be Christian but supporting hate makes me sick and I have people like her more than anyone. #RHOC
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Concept for next season: Gina, Heather, and Shannon doing shrooms and activities for 17 episodes
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Omg more housewives on shrooms please #RHOC
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is so weird. Yesterday I randomly thought about this girl (well, a woman now idk at what age I’ll stop saying girl) She was my friends older sister she was just a random person I used to know, no clue why she crossed my mind. She died today.
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Happy Gretchen getting exposed for being a bigot day! #RHOC
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
SEASON FINALE. This wasn’t enough. Actually it was enough Gretchen I don’t need more of her but otherwise I want more episodes and I’m pissed they bullied Katie off of this season #RHOC
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Leo might be my favorite new challenger! I did NOT like him on Love Island USA… but I also didn’t realize he was so young on that show. I hope he comes back, he’s gonna be a champ one day if he does #TheChallenge #TheChallenge41
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha #RHOSLC is absolutely amazing 🤩
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I will never go on a boat bc Angie is me 🤮 #RHOSLC
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oh damn they’re axing them both 😂😳 #belowdeckmed #BelowDeckMediterranean
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I can’t stop laughing at this, one of the ladies in my fantasy league has been losing all season so she remained her team to the NY Jets 😂😂 Sorry Jets fans, I’m a Steelers fan so my team ain’t much better 😂
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
SHE WAS CHEATING ON MARTINA W A HATIAN MORTICIAN #RHOM #RHOMiami
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I really need people to get out of the lobby and into the show I’m trying to hop on the Haitian Mortician TikTok trend 😂😂😂 #RHOM #RHOMiami
October 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I LOVE Amsterdam I wish I lived there!!! #RHOC
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM