Discount Diogenes
@discountdiogenes.bsky.social
Connoisseur of Garbage Television, Wrestling Fan, Heterochromatic Turkish Angora
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I get to talk about something other than Muppets somehow!
🎄 We finally made it to the podcast factory! A salute to a dozen holiday specials starts now with a perfectly cromulent 2003 episode of The Simpsons.
With @mserinmevans.bsky.social @sokdrawer.bsky.social & @imgonnadj24.bsky.social! And Mr. McGrew! And the California Prunes!
With @mserinmevans.bsky.social @sokdrawer.bsky.social & @imgonnadj24.bsky.social! And Mr. McGrew! And the California Prunes!
Advent Calendar House | The Simpsons - ’Tis the Fifteenth Season
🎄 “This just in: Santa Claus is dead… or he might as well be, because there’s an even fatter man who’s holding families at nice-point!” ’Tis the Advent Calendar House’s 15th season, so this Decemb...
adventcalendar.house
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I get to talk about something other than Muppets somehow!
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the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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A Florida-based company is charging military veterans as much as $20,000 for help with disability claims, even though the VA has said that may be illegal and the service should be free. But so far nobody's stopping the company and others like it.
This company charges disabled vets millions, even after VA said it's likely illegal
A Florida-based company is charging military veterans as much as $20,000 for help with disability claims, even though the VA has said that may be illegal and the service should be free. But so far nobody's stopping the company and others like it.
n.pr
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A Florida-based company is charging military veterans as much as $20,000 for help with disability claims, even though the VA has said that may be illegal and the service should be free. But so far nobody's stopping the company and others like it.
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Soap is free in Powerwash Simulator 2 and it’s an absolute game-changer.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Soap is free in Powerwash Simulator 2 and it’s an absolute game-changer.
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Pub crawls may be all the rage, I truly believe there could be an immense market for library crawls, bakery crawls, museum crawls, café crawls, bookstore crawls, and greenhouse crawls.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pub crawls may be all the rage, I truly believe there could be an immense market for library crawls, bakery crawls, museum crawls, café crawls, bookstore crawls, and greenhouse crawls.
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Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
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trump will pardon or assist any head of state who has been convicted for crimes. acting out of self preservation, basically
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
trump will pardon or assist any head of state who has been convicted for crimes. acting out of self preservation, basically
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November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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If you think the cowbells are annoying let me introduce you to the ole miss kid sitting behind me with a duck call
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you think the cowbells are annoying let me introduce you to the ole miss kid sitting behind me with a duck call
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One of us always finds the camera
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of us always finds the camera
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Moxley sounded legit heated when he said wrestling aint supposed to be pretty 😂😂😂 #AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Moxley sounded legit heated when he said wrestling aint supposed to be pretty 😂😂😂 #AEWCollision
Chicken & Sausage in now, simmering for another hour. Smells correct but I wish I had my red pepper flakes.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Chicken & Sausage in now, simmering for another hour. Smells correct but I wish I had my red pepper flakes.
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Nobody asked for this but I think AEW should do a first big intergender feud between Toni storm and Mox
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nobody asked for this but I think AEW should do a first big intergender feud between Toni storm and Mox
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this is just gutter racism