Chuck Norris McWhirter
@discosilverback.bsky.social
Who’s giving the orders? Who’s running the show? #MDANT
Wasn’t expecting Todd Terje to end with All Night Long but happy that he did.
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Wasn’t expecting Todd Terje to end with All Night Long but happy that he did.
I’ve never worn a cap in my life but
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I’ve never worn a cap in my life but
Annoying way to lose an 81-day streak.
October 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Annoying way to lose an 81-day streak.
“I’m just going out for a walk*, see you shortly”.
(*pint, obvs).
(*pint, obvs).
September 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“I’m just going out for a walk*, see you shortly”.
(*pint, obvs).
(*pint, obvs).
Weapons at the Everyman in Crystal Palace last night. The film was great, and so is the cinema. Nice man welcomes you into the lobby, takes food and drink orders whilst screen is being prepared. Lovely place, great experience.
August 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Weapons at the Everyman in Crystal Palace last night. The film was great, and so is the cinema. Nice man welcomes you into the lobby, takes food and drink orders whilst screen is being prepared. Lovely place, great experience.
Just spent a couple of weeks in Georgia, US. Cant quite explain how fascist the country has become now, without a large proportion of the population even realising. Genuinely scary place.
August 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just spent a couple of weeks in Georgia, US. Cant quite explain how fascist the country has become now, without a large proportion of the population even realising. Genuinely scary place.
Looking forward to this. The Brixton disco festival of course. Not Conclave.
May 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Looking forward to this. The Brixton disco festival of course. Not Conclave.
Labour think if they keep on fucking over the deserving in service to the rich, that will help them in 2029. It won’t. And we’ll all be fucked as a bonus.
March 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Labour think if they keep on fucking over the deserving in service to the rich, that will help them in 2029. It won’t. And we’ll all be fucked as a bonus.
Priceless
Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe reported to police over alleged threats against party chair - Sky News
Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe reported to police over alleged threats against party chair - Sky News
March 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Priceless
Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe reported to police over alleged threats against party chair - Sky News
Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe reported to police over alleged threats against party chair - Sky News
Genuinely concerned that Trump is colluding with Russia to take over the world, starting with Europe. Now nostalgic for mid-80s WW3 paranoia. Not quite where I expected to be at 55.
February 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Genuinely concerned that Trump is colluding with Russia to take over the world, starting with Europe. Now nostalgic for mid-80s WW3 paranoia. Not quite where I expected to be at 55.
Hard dancing disco funk. What an album. 6 tracks including this and Check Out The Groove.
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February 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hard dancing disco funk. What an album. 6 tracks including this and Check Out The Groove.
youtube.com/watch?v=En_i...
youtube.com/watch?v=En_i...
RIP P.H. Moriarty. Good friend of my Dad’s from back when they were young Millwall fans in Deptford. Entertaining bloke.
February 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
RIP P.H. Moriarty. Good friend of my Dad’s from back when they were young Millwall fans in Deptford. Entertaining bloke.
We still have a business account on Twitter (not blue tick), so just looked at that. Up till recently, it was pretty safe. V different from the average nonsense. A month later, it’s rabid racist nonsense wall-to-wall. We’ll have to shut that now too.
January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We still have a business account on Twitter (not blue tick), so just looked at that. Up till recently, it was pretty safe. V different from the average nonsense. A month later, it’s rabid racist nonsense wall-to-wall. We’ll have to shut that now too.
My wife really putting this poor kid through the product knowledge wringer in John Lewis. His final boss of customers who are expert in duvets, togs, fitted sheets and piping details.
December 31, 2024 at 3:30 PM
My wife really putting this poor kid through the product knowledge wringer in John Lewis. His final boss of customers who are expert in duvets, togs, fitted sheets and piping details.
Having a pint or two before I go into the record cave in Crystal Palace. Should be doing this the other way around, tbh.
December 30, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Having a pint or two before I go into the record cave in Crystal Palace. Should be doing this the other way around, tbh.
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I guess it had to happen one day.
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I guess it had to happen one day.
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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Would really appreciate it if people could stop using the word ‘haul’ to describe Xmas presents, charity shop record buys etc. it really makes me cringe. Thanks.
December 28, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Would really appreciate it if people could stop using the word ‘haul’ to describe Xmas presents, charity shop record buys etc. it really makes me cringe. Thanks.
Blimey. Just looked at Twitter through our work account and it’s just even worse unhinged racism - even more than just a few weeks ago. Quite insane.
December 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Blimey. Just looked at Twitter through our work account and it’s just even worse unhinged racism - even more than just a few weeks ago. Quite insane.
We’ve all had a bit too much Xmas eh
December 26, 2024 at 1:09 PM
We’ve all had a bit too much Xmas eh
Reposted by Chuck Norris McWhirter
The Spirit of Christmas past: Your Da. Chain smoking, brutally hungover, wearing a random dressing gown, facing the existential horror of a 3 hour foul-tempered Monopoly game. 'Put some underpants on - you're scaring the budgie!'
December 13, 2024 at 9:30 AM
The Spirit of Christmas past: Your Da. Chain smoking, brutally hungover, wearing a random dressing gown, facing the existential horror of a 3 hour foul-tempered Monopoly game. 'Put some underpants on - you're scaring the budgie!'
Reposted by Chuck Norris McWhirter
Can't stop thinking about how there's a bottle of HP Sauce in Godfather 3.
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Can't stop thinking about how there's a bottle of HP Sauce in Godfather 3.