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RIP Zed Satelite, 23 KSC!

The end turns into the beginning again just like it did every other time before. One day it will end and not turn into the beginning anymore. That will be the weirdest day ever.

~Zed Satelite n/F mC:NCCDD eeeYeee ksc!
Principia Discordia | the book of Chaos, Discord and Confusion | Fnord!
Principia Discordia | the book of Chaos, Discord and Confusion | Fnord!
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April 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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The Floating Librarians of Mu are saddened to report the passing of Pope Zed Satelite, 23 KSC! (Jeff). Zed was a bright light in a time of murky chaos and aftermath, and the primary navigator and curator of the Discordianism facebook page.
A skeleton clad in iridescent pink medieval armor sits contemplatively in a fantasy forest, holding a glowing pink rose that emits sparkles. The background is enchanted and surreal—purple mist, glowing mushrooms, and dreamy lighting evoke a magical, otherworldly realm. A sheathed sword rests against the skeleton's side, suggesting a warrior's past. Overlay text in bold serif font reads, “The horrors are endless but the lore is peak,” encapsulating the meme's juxtaposition of existential dread and immersive fantasy worldbuilding. Visual signature in the image reads "The Brainrot Fairy." Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Stylized, vintage-style illustration of a stone pyramid with the Eye of Providence (a single blue eye) embedded at its apex. The pyramid is rendered in earthy tones with detailed brick textures, casting depth and shadow to emphasize its 3D form. Radiating outward from the eye are symmetrical, wavy red and purple lines resembling sun rays or energetic tendrils, giving the image a mystical or esoteric vibe. The background is a distressed beige, bordered by ornate compass or masonic symbols in each corner, hinting at secret societies or occult themes. The overall aesthetic is retro-mystic with conspiratorial undertones. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"Meditation is very good for peace of mind," the Count of Fives said to me one day, and then added "provided you have the peace of mind to meditate."
April 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/04/trum...

Oscar Wilde:
"Life imitates art far more than art imitates life."

#aftermath
A screenshot of a Bluesky post by Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) with the caption "lol come on" above a still image from a Fox News broadcast. The chyron on the Fox News segment reads: “TRUMP'S MANLY TARIFFS – PUNDIT BELIEVES IT COULD REVERSE CRISIS IN MASCULINITY.” The image shows a suited male commentator gesturing with his hand mid-sentence, sitting against a blue studio backdrop. The segment is labeled as part of “THE FIVE.” The combination of the phrase "manly tariffs" and the suggestion that economic policy could somehow restore masculinity presents an absurd juxtaposition, likely fueling the poster's sarcastic tone. The post timestamp is April 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM, with interaction counts showing hundreds of reposts, quotes, and thousands of likes. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Image is a screenshot of a social media post from a user named "thoodleoo" whose profile picture is a drawing of an old man with a long beard, possibly styled like a philosopher or wizard. The post reads: “‘why are you like that’ well i picked up that big book of illustrated greek myths as a kid and i’ve been this way ever since” The tone is humorous and self-aware, implying that exposure to Greek mythology at an impressionable age permanently altered the user’s personality—possibly suggesting a mix of chaos, tragedy, and weird divine drama. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Om Shri Ganapataye Namah — May obstacles tumble like pins, and chaos reveal the hidden strike."

Bowling League Ganesh by Ian MacEwan
Black-and-white illustration of a humanoid figure with the head of an elephant, drawn in a stylized, cartoon-like manner. The figure stands in a one-legged pose reminiscent of Hindu deity iconography, wearing a button-up shirt and pants. It has six arms, each doing something different: one holds a beer can, one is raised in a gesture of peace or benediction, one is held palm-forward as if to say “stop,” one holds a flaming bowling pin, one hangs down relaxed, and one gestures open-handed. Surrounding the figure in a semicircle is a flurry of bowling pins, most of them airborne, one even breaking in half. The overall vibe is surreal, chaotic, and suggestive of divine multitasking crossed with American pop culture references—particularly Ganesh meets beer league bowling night. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Ancient Greek ceramic plate artwork featuring the figure of Eris, the goddess of strife. The image is centered within a circular frame patterned with alternating black and ochre-red segments, resembling rays or stylized petals. Eris is depicted mid-stride in dynamic motion, suggesting running or swift movement. Her form blends human and mythic features: she has wings extending from her shoulders, a heavily patterned dress with X and dot motifs, and feet adorned with what resemble feathered shoes, emphasizing agility. One hand is raised in front of her face in a gesture that could signify speaking, signaling, or casting. The name “EPIS” is inscribed below the figure in ancient Greek letters, identifying her. The overall style is black-figure pottery, characteristic of Attic vase painting. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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The Administration did not "deport" those people. That requires a legal-bureaucratic process.
It traded them into international slavery. 👁️⃤
March 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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"The Tower/Lightning Bolt" Trump, by The Wizard Joseph

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Digitally altered photo of U.S. President Donald Trump at a podium, seemingly during a formal speech. He is holding up an oversized tarot card — "XVI The Tower" — edited into the image. The Tower card from the Rider-Waite deck depicts a tall structure being struck by lightning, with flames and figures tumbling from its top. The card symbolizes sudden upheaval, destruction of false foundations, and forced revelation. The background includes a large American flag, with the presidential seal visible on the podium. The photo appears to be a satirical or symbolic political meme, visually implying Trump as a subject of chaos and collapse, referencing the tarot archetype. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Quote o’ the Moment:

“A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.”

- @principiadiscordia.bsky.social

(H/t @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social)
April 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Lore and Data based respectively on Alphonse Mucha’s “Lorenzaccio” and “La Dame aux Camelias” by @ Lyviathan

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Digital illustration in the Art Nouveau style inspired by Alphonse Mucha, split into two vertical panels. Each panel portrays a character from Star Trek: The Next Generation — Lore and Data — stylized in ornate, symbolic fashion. The left panel is labeled “Type Android Anno,” referencing Lore, who stands with one hand to his chin and the other holding a futuristic tablet. His long dark robes flow around him, draped like Mucha’s “Lorenzaccio.” Behind him, snowflake-like geometric designs evoke circuitry, framed by art deco circuit board patterns in greens and teals. Latin-esque text reading “LORE OF SOONG” and Roman numerals add a mythical air. The right panel features Data, in flowing cream and gold robes reminiscent of “La Dame aux Camelias.” He looks wistfully over his shoulder, bathed in soft purples and golds, surrounded by floating stars and crescent moons. A curious orange cat, likely Spot, gazes up at him from below, nestled among yellow chrysanthemums. Above, books, a theater mask, and feathers reinforce themes of intellect and art. The entire composition is rich in symbolism, harmonizing sci-fi with Art Nouveau aesthetics, suggesting the duality of the two android brothers: Lore as the chaotic and emotionally volatile one, Data as the introspective seeker of humanity. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Cover art for "Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Something Wicked" issue #5. Richard Ortiz
Stylized comic book cover art featuring Sabrina the Teenage Witch, seated confidently on a park bench with her black cat familiar, Salem, beside her. Sabrina has a stylish short white-blonde bob haircut with bangs and wears a purple leather jacket over a black top, a red skirt, black thigh-high stockings, and black platform heels. A brown crossbody satchel with fringe detailing hangs from her shoulder. She wears a choker with a crescent moon charm, a signature nod to her witchy identity. Her expression is sly and self-assured. Behind her, massive green tentacles with pale suction cups writhe dramatically through the air, suggesting magical or Lovecraftian interference. The background is white, which makes the saturated colors of the characters and tentacles pop. The art is sleek, clean-lined, and dynamic, signed “R. Ortiz ‘20.” Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Image with white sans-serif text on a black background. The text reads: "March: Transgender mice April: Tariffed penguins Place your bets for May here." The meme uses absurdist humor and a month-by-month escalation of bizarre scenarios to imply a chaotic or unpredictable progression of events, inviting the viewer to speculate humorously about what surreal development could come next. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Queerness is antifascist because queerness is anti-Procrustean. - Pope Kat
April 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The triangle will immanentize the eschaton.

🔻 - Wizard Thief Fighter

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Stylized illustration of a humanoid figure with blue-gray skin, flowing orange-red hair, and a third eye centered on their forehead. The third eye is red and open, while the figure’s two natural eyes are closed—one of them covered by an inky black streak that runs down the face like a bleeding shadow. Their expression is calm and detached. They wear a fur-lined cloak, a gold choker, and hold a yellow goblet near the bottom right. The aesthetic fuses fantasy RPG character design with esoteric and psychedelic motifs, hinting at archetypes like “Wizard,” “Thief,” and “Fighter.” The phrase “The triangle will immanentize the eschaton” references Discordian and Illuminatus! trilogy lore, suggesting a mystical convergence or apocalypse brought about by a sacred symbol—here alluded to through the visual and thematic order-disorder interplay. Generated with BSky AltText CustomGPT.
April 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM