Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

Just used the word "butt" in a text. My phone auto suggested the next word as "performance". WHAT'S A BUTT PERFORMANCE AND WHY HAVE I TYPED IT SO MANY TIMES THAT MY PHONE SAYS "DON'T WORRY MATE I'VE GOT THIS, LET ME STEER"

Ugh, frustrating to see the porn spambots have made their way here. Getting 2-3 follows a day from "hey check my OF" crap.

Me, if you know how to use those fingers properly.

It's 2024 and I identify as an elephant.

Put it in here already bsky.app/profile/numb...

Are there any tools to find everyone I follow on twitter over here?

Why are posts on here called skeets?

And in one of the more autistic things I have done, I re-wrote the lyric for “Welcome to the Jungle” without the letter E.