Dirty Dave
dirtydave76116.bsky.social
Dirty Dave
@dirtydave76116.bsky.social
Piss pig, oral bottom, thick bear, and sometimes erotic fiction writer. “I’m not gay I’m just big-boned.” 🤷‍♂️ Fort Worth, Texas.

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Sounds like you need some kinda MOLLE compatible attachment for your toy so it’s always handy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Love the smug look he gives. Nothing better than a man enjoying the satisfaction of draining his bladder, especially when he knows someone is willing to swallow it for him.
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Yes sir! And if they don’t fit, I’d cut and sew them into a COVID face mask and wear it out in public with your scent in my nose and mouth all day.
September 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh fuck! I have a fantasy about being detained by a cop and handcuffed in this position. And then the pat-down turns into a cavity search, and the cavity search turns into my holes getting used by the precinct…
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM