Dirty Dave
@dirtydave76116.bsky.social
Piss pig, oral bottom, thick bear, and sometimes erotic fiction writer. “I’m not gay I’m just big-boned.” 🤷♂️ Fort Worth, Texas.
https://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/urination/urnl/
https://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/urination/urnl/
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#TheChurchOfCock is everywhere #fⲁggot
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#TheChurchOfCock is everywhere #fⲁggot
New goal: if I make it to 2039, I want to spend my 51st birthday in Rachel, Nevada and suck off an Area 51 guard.
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
New goal: if I make it to 2039, I want to spend my 51st birthday in Rachel, Nevada and suck off an Area 51 guard.
Finally got a hat for my patch.
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Finally got a hat for my patch.
Just found out I’m still gay
September 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just found out I’m still gay
Should I keep a hookup log book with date, location, hookup notes, and space for ephemera like ABS admission tickets, cigar bands from the cigar men I service, rubbings of dog tags from military men I service, and cum and piss tasting notes?
September 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Should I keep a hookup log book with date, location, hookup notes, and space for ephemera like ABS admission tickets, cigar bands from the cigar men I service, rubbings of dog tags from military men I service, and cum and piss tasting notes?
Still have a bag of dildoes and dongs in my closet from before I lost my colon. Not sure why I keep ‘em… sunken cost phallus-y I guess.
September 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Still have a bag of dildoes and dongs in my closet from before I lost my colon. Not sure why I keep ‘em… sunken cost phallus-y I guess.
Hey… if you work for ICE…
Quit and start an Only Fans where you jerk off in tactical gear instead.
Quit and start an Only Fans where you jerk off in tactical gear instead.
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hey… if you work for ICE…
Quit and start an Only Fans where you jerk off in tactical gear instead.
Quit and start an Only Fans where you jerk off in tactical gear instead.
Any recs for companies that make challenge coins? Looking for inexpensive, single color metal with a custom design on each side that I’ll provide. #Military #ChallengeCoin #FirstResponder #Army #Navy #Marines #AirForce #Police #Sheriff
September 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Any recs for companies that make challenge coins? Looking for inexpensive, single color metal with a custom design on each side that I’ll provide. #Military #ChallengeCoin #FirstResponder #Army #Navy #Marines #AirForce #Police #Sheriff
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Happy 2/26 Day 🫡
February 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Happy 2/26 Day 🫡
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Repost if you would wear my silkies after I came
September 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Repost if you would wear my silkies after I came
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Hey you’re not my coach.
@mightyoakaf.bsky.social
@mightyoakaf.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hey you’re not my coach.
@mightyoakaf.bsky.social
@mightyoakaf.bsky.social
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Did someone say flight gear?
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Did someone say flight gear?
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Repost if I should put a zipper in the back
September 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Repost if I should put a zipper in the back
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Haven't done a silly milestone post in awhile, so for 1200 followers here (and 14k on the bad place) here's a #KeeganRuss I cooked for GBUS this year. Came out pretty sick I think 😎
September 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Haven't done a silly milestone post in awhile, so for 1200 followers here (and 14k on the bad place) here's a #KeeganRuss I cooked for GBUS this year. Came out pretty sick I think 😎
🚨 Foaf that I have a crush on just posted birthday photos and one is one of my fetishessssss 🚨
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
🚨 Foaf that I have a crush on just posted birthday photos and one is one of my fetishessssss 🚨
Guy 1: “You can’t break up with me!” *squats down and starts pushing a set of anal beads out of his ass* “I’m playing this!”
Guy 2: “I’m sorry, but that is NOT a hidden immunity idol.”
Guy 2: “I’m sorry, but that is NOT a hidden immunity idol.”
August 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Guy 1: “You can’t break up with me!” *squats down and starts pushing a set of anal beads out of his ass* “I’m playing this!”
Guy 2: “I’m sorry, but that is NOT a hidden immunity idol.”
Guy 2: “I’m sorry, but that is NOT a hidden immunity idol.”
Any advice for his that are into gearhead/military-fetish guys but not into dressing up? (Or not yet I guess?) I’m a bit of a home body and starting to venture out more. Not sure whether to focus on hiking or something else. 👀 #GayMilitary #GayUniform
August 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Any advice for his that are into gearhead/military-fetish guys but not into dressing up? (Or not yet I guess?) I’m a bit of a home body and starting to venture out more. Not sure whether to focus on hiking or something else. 👀 #GayMilitary #GayUniform
Nobody:
Literally no one:
My Grindr profile some day after Fleshlight introduces a toy that looks like elotes en vaso: “hump on my dump like it’s corn in a cup”
Literally no one:
My Grindr profile some day after Fleshlight introduces a toy that looks like elotes en vaso: “hump on my dump like it’s corn in a cup”
August 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nobody:
Literally no one:
My Grindr profile some day after Fleshlight introduces a toy that looks like elotes en vaso: “hump on my dump like it’s corn in a cup”
Literally no one:
My Grindr profile some day after Fleshlight introduces a toy that looks like elotes en vaso: “hump on my dump like it’s corn in a cup”
Yeah I’m masc
Marvelous
At
Sucking
Cock
Marvelous
At
Sucking
Cock
July 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yeah I’m masc
Marvelous
At
Sucking
Cock
Marvelous
At
Sucking
Cock
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And so the kinky Melbourne trip begins 😈 This is the morning piss from @avoidance.bsky.social after they fucked me all night and pissed in my hole while we were in bed so they didn’t have to get up to go to the bathroom
May 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
And so the kinky Melbourne trip begins 😈 This is the morning piss from @avoidance.bsky.social after they fucked me all night and pissed in my hole while we were in bed so they didn’t have to get up to go to the bathroom
Had a new fantasy thought: being a fag-nerd and keeping a journal of encounters with military guys. Each entry including a rubbing of their dog tags, stats about cock size, rating of the taste of their cum and piss, and gluing in the band of their cigar that they enjoy while I worship their meat.
July 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Had a new fantasy thought: being a fag-nerd and keeping a journal of encounters with military guys. Each entry including a rubbing of their dog tags, stats about cock size, rating of the taste of their cum and piss, and gluing in the band of their cigar that they enjoy while I worship their meat.