Using my telekinesis to pull poop out of a strangers butt at a party. Then when they start waddling to the bathroom all embarrassed I put the poop back in their butt and now they’re completely bewildered
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Using my telekinesis to pull poop out of a strangers butt at a party. Then when they start waddling to the bathroom all embarrassed I put the poop back in their butt and now they’re completely bewildered
I’m starting a twink death support group
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m starting a twink death support group
Been feeling really good lately
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Been feeling really good lately
Got a targeted ad for something I only thought about
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got a targeted ad for something I only thought about
I want to make my own fake version of these things and put them outside of assisted living homes and just rake in the pills by the ton.
I’d be like Scrooge McDuck diving into a sea of gold coins but instead they would be pills.
But alas, I am a coward afraid of prison
I’d be like Scrooge McDuck diving into a sea of gold coins but instead they would be pills.
But alas, I am a coward afraid of prison
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I want to make my own fake version of these things and put them outside of assisted living homes and just rake in the pills by the ton.
I’d be like Scrooge McDuck diving into a sea of gold coins but instead they would be pills.
But alas, I am a coward afraid of prison
I’d be like Scrooge McDuck diving into a sea of gold coins but instead they would be pills.
But alas, I am a coward afraid of prison
It’s time we all admit cocktail sauce is just ketchup
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s time we all admit cocktail sauce is just ketchup
If you saw some of the babes I’ve fumbled… you’d prolly retch and wail and try to kill yourself having just imagined yourself in my position… and yet I persist
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you saw some of the babes I’ve fumbled… you’d prolly retch and wail and try to kill yourself having just imagined yourself in my position… and yet I persist
Gnawing through my ankle monitor like a rat
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gnawing through my ankle monitor like a rat
Been going to NA meetings for my laxative addiction and every knows I relapsed cuz I shit my pants
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Been going to NA meetings for my laxative addiction and every knows I relapsed cuz I shit my pants
Trying to quit smoking is kinda gayyyy. Oh you need to put stuff in your mouth and suck on it to satiate the cravings?? Like a cock???
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trying to quit smoking is kinda gayyyy. Oh you need to put stuff in your mouth and suck on it to satiate the cravings?? Like a cock???
Is having a smokers cough at 25 attractive to women?
September 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Is having a smokers cough at 25 attractive to women?
If I had a boner I would use it to bust open the hard outer shell of various types of tree nuts in order to access the fleshy sustenance within.
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If I had a boner I would use it to bust open the hard outer shell of various types of tree nuts in order to access the fleshy sustenance within.
Reposted by Dalty aka Mr. Woke
If you are hesitating to like my post, remember: I am woke
September 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you are hesitating to like my post, remember: I am woke
I can see you starting at the dent in my head. Please stop >:(. It’s not even that noticeable. No it’s does not pop back out when I blow into my thumb. I tried that already.
September 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I can see you starting at the dent in my head. Please stop >:(. It’s not even that noticeable. No it’s does not pop back out when I blow into my thumb. I tried that already.
It’s funny watching Sam Hyde going crybaby Karen mode cheering on people getting fired for tweeting about Charlie Kirk when 1 out of 4 of his “jokes” are about killing people or beating women
September 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s funny watching Sam Hyde going crybaby Karen mode cheering on people getting fired for tweeting about Charlie Kirk when 1 out of 4 of his “jokes” are about killing people or beating women
If you’re broke but wanna get fucked up just stay awake for 24 hours
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you’re broke but wanna get fucked up just stay awake for 24 hours
I fainted for the first time in my life last night while paying my tab at the bar. Such an embarrassingly feminine experience 🤦🏼♀️ Woke up to this guy holding my hand asking if I’m okay. Guess he caught me on the way down with a chair. We’re dating now ❤️
September 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I fainted for the first time in my life last night while paying my tab at the bar. Such an embarrassingly feminine experience 🤦🏼♀️ Woke up to this guy holding my hand asking if I’m okay. Guess he caught me on the way down with a chair. We’re dating now ❤️
Brother and I take great pleasure indulging in mothers milk
September 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Brother and I take great pleasure indulging in mothers milk
When the pills run out
September 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When the pills run out
Going to the hospital and ordering a round of STD tests for everyone in the waiting room
September 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Going to the hospital and ordering a round of STD tests for everyone in the waiting room
Flirting with a girl who’s wearing camo pants by asking if she ever wants to go kill some animals some time
September 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Flirting with a girl who’s wearing camo pants by asking if she ever wants to go kill some animals some time
Writing a love poem for the AI porn bot in my dms
September 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Writing a love poem for the AI porn bot in my dms
I only listen to dubstep none of that gangsta rap crap for me
August 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I only listen to dubstep none of that gangsta rap crap for me
Boss is gone today so I can finally be my true self at work Woop Woop
August 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Boss is gone today so I can finally be my true self at work Woop Woop