dirt vonnegut
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dirt vonnegut
@dirtvonnegut.bsky.social
Won’t soul music change now that our souls have turned strange?
Bless you, you prince amongst men
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
*In a voice that sounds like several Donald Ducks being waterboarded at once* "I would take a bullet for you Olivia Nuzzi"
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I got to see it at the local art house theater and wow what a treat of a movie!
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The song goes, tho
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It’s like falconry - you have to wild trap your first hurdy gurdy before you’re allowed to purchase or trade for one
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This is just the Jerry Lewis telethon for zoomers except all the proceeds go to just that one guy
September 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Please see him in this movie, I cannot say that enough
September 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Keep reading lmao

It was because Lesnar got drunk and passed out after her flight was delayed
September 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Reposted by dirt vonnegut
Was it his civility which drove my colleagues into hiding for teaching at a university? Was it civility when TPUSA spawned death threats against me and many others? Was it civility when he said other people’s children should be murdered rather than have gun safety?
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is the truck they use for parades in Bioshock
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It was frowned upon at mine, at least. We didn’t have covers, or anything I would call fancy lmao. Small town school, when we finally got decent drums we had to try to make em last
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Can’t see over the drum, and can’t tape it to the drum bc don’t wanna get yelled at for leaving tape goo on the wrap
August 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I marched bottom bass, I had to be off-book because there was nowhere for the music to go
August 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“Moronic idiot grifter interviewed by credulous dupes”
August 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Although both shows almost totally disregard the role of a residency’s program coordinator, the lay staff person each program is required to have who is always the first call in situations involving residents. Scrubs adapted House of God, written before they were required but Pitt has no excuse
August 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
My local Ace hardware stocks a wide variety of Amish country popcorn including mushroom kernel
August 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Wasn’t calling you a teen lol, was just tickled by your phrasing
August 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That’s a such a shithead teen thing to say lmao, “they’re only booking it because it has HISTORY that OLD PEOPLE remember”, like sorry they didn’t hold dynamite in Roblox lil guy
August 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“TK didn’t respect my ideas!” and “my idea is I would be a cartoon tree that talks about hats!” being from the same interview is just a masterpiece
August 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If you haven’t played PoP: The Lost Crown yet, it’s nearly a masterpiece
August 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM