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In the lower arenas it sometimes seems like half the players are “UR Mom” or “Im UR Daddy” 🤪
You meet so many interesting people in clash royale
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
In the lower arenas it sometimes seems like half the players are “UR Mom” or “Im UR Daddy” 🤪
Is this enough to nerf down these overpowered Hero cards? I guess we’ll see.
Final balance changes for Clash Royale - January 2026 Season 79. They will go live on Monday, Jan 12. on.royaleapi.com/s79bal
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January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Is this enough to nerf down these overpowered Hero cards? I guess we’ll see.
Barbarian barrel now doesn’t break the shield of those skeleton guards 
Final balance changes for Clash Royale - December 2025 Season 78. on.royaleapi.com/s78bal
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January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Barbarian barrel now doesn’t break the shield of those skeleton guards 
Is this gonna be just as broken as evo Valkyrie and hero Wizard?
The chill is coming ❄️ Hero Ice Golem lands in Clash Royale in Season 79 (Jan 2026)! Snowstorm (2 Elixir) — a moving blizzard that pushes, slows, then freezes. on.royaleapi.com/heroig
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December 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Is this gonna be just as broken as evo Valkyrie and hero Wizard?
Is this gonna be just as broken as evo Valkyrie?
🔥 Hero Wizard flies in Jan 5 in Clash Royale! Fiery Flight (1 elixir): 5s airborne, +50% speed, 3 mini-tornado shots that pull + chip up to 357 to towers. Unlock via Pass Royale (Arena 15+). on.royaleapi.com/herowiz
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December 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Is this gonna be just as broken as evo Valkyrie?
I remember way back in the olden days of two whole years ago when I made my first Level 15 card the Mother Witch. 🤪
Clash Royale milestone — first card to level 16, Witch!
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I remember way back in the olden days of two whole years ago when I made my first Level 15 card the Mother Witch. 🤪
Oddball collection of balance changes this month. It’s nice to see the radius of Evo Valk’s whirlwind decreased though.👍🏼
Final balance changes for Clash Royale - December 2025 Season 78. on.royaleapi.com/s78bal
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December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oddball collection of balance changes this month. It’s nice to see the radius of Evo Valk’s whirlwind decreased though.👍🏼
Every single change is a nerf. I wonder if that’s happened before?
Final balance changes for Clash Royale - October 2025 Season 76. on.royaleapi.com/s76bal
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October 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Every single change is a nerf. I wonder if that’s happened before?
I have just discovered a new goal in life
Someone just played the clash royale evo wizard deploy sound over the school intercom lmfao
October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have just discovered a new goal in life
Interesting set of changes, all of which are proposed nerfs. I like the fewer hit points for the Goblin Giant. I’m curious about the “bug fixes” though cuz I’m not certain how they will affect interactions with those particular cards.
Work-in-progress balance changes for Clash Royale - October 2025 Season 76. on.royaleapi.com/s76bwip
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September 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Interesting set of changes, all of which are proposed nerfs. I like the fewer hit points for the Goblin Giant. I’m curious about the “bug fixes” though cuz I’m not certain how they will affect interactions with those particular cards.
I’ve heard that sound during a quiet moment in a high school assembly more than once.
Download Clash Royale, Put your phone to FULL VOLUME. And open the app.
September 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’ve heard that sound during a quiet moment in a high school assembly more than once.
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Download Clash Royale, Put your phone to FULL VOLUME. And open the app.
September 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Download Clash Royale, Put your phone to FULL VOLUME. And open the app.
That Furnace re-work from a spawned building into a spawned troop looks janky. Yuck.
Discover Clash Royale Season 74’s Furnace-themed tower skins, emotes, and battle banners, plus milestone events for Evolution Shards in August 2025. on.royaleapi.com/season74
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August 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
That Furnace re-work from a spawned building into a spawned troop looks janky. Yuck.
I hate furnace already. So annoying.
The Furnace Evolution arrives in Clash Royale Season 74 in August 2025! While attacking, Fire Spirits spawns almost 3 times faster. 2 cycles. on.royaleapi.com/evofurnace
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August 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I hate furnace already. So annoying.
That awkward movement for the furnace troop reminds me of the way Goblin Machine moves around.
Furnace will be reworked into a troop in Clash Royale August 2025 Season 74! on.royaleapi.com/furnace2025
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July 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That awkward movement for the furnace troop reminds me of the way Goblin Machine moves around.
LOL I haven’t even used her yet
Bonus balance changes for Clash Royale - July 2025 Season 73. on.royaleapi.com/s73bonus
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July 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
LOL I haven’t even used her yet
It’s pathetic that people are trying to blame the National Weather Service for not issuing warnings about the deadly floods in the Hill Country areas of Texas. The NWS did their job. It’s up to state and local officials to take it from there.
Many have asked for some context surrounding forecast and alerts. Here's a timeline of some of the notable weather alerts and communications.
July 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It’s pathetic that people are trying to blame the National Weather Service for not issuing warnings about the deadly floods in the Hill Country areas of Texas. The NWS did their job. It’s up to state and local officials to take it from there.
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Many have asked for some context surrounding forecast and alerts. Here's a timeline of some of the notable weather alerts and communications.
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Many have asked for some context surrounding forecast and alerts. Here's a timeline of some of the notable weather alerts and communications.
Curious how this is going to play. I’ll give it a try!
Spirit Empress - the first card in Clash Royale with first-ever 2-in-1 mechanic! on.royaleapi.com/spiritempress
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July 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Curious how this is going to play. I’ll give it a try!
And these 3 little changes:
Fisherman: can now grab Mega Knight mid-jump
Cannon Cart: no longer retargets when switching form
Goblin Hut: stops spawning Goblins if a Troop goes invisible nearby
The Fisherman thing is a big deal. I ditched him 2 months ago when he couldn’t grab mid-jump any longer.
Fisherman: can now grab Mega Knight mid-jump
Cannon Cart: no longer retargets when switching form
Goblin Hut: stops spawning Goblins if a Troop goes invisible nearby
The Fisherman thing is a big deal. I ditched him 2 months ago when he couldn’t grab mid-jump any longer.
✅ Trophies extended up to 10,000
🤷♂️ “Merge Tactics” - seems like a new game mode, not sure what to think of it or if I’ll bother
✅ “Path of Legends” renamed to “Ranked” - ok, it sounds like there’s more coming on that one so I’m curious….
🤷♂️ “Merge Tactics” - seems like a new game mode, not sure what to think of it or if I’ll bother
✅ “Path of Legends” renamed to “Ranked” - ok, it sounds like there’s more coming on that one so I’m curious….
Everything about the Clash Royale 2025 Q2 Update! on.royaleapi.com/2025q2
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June 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And these 3 little changes:
Fisherman: can now grab Mega Knight mid-jump
Cannon Cart: no longer retargets when switching form
Goblin Hut: stops spawning Goblins if a Troop goes invisible nearby
The Fisherman thing is a big deal. I ditched him 2 months ago when he couldn’t grab mid-jump any longer.
Fisherman: can now grab Mega Knight mid-jump
Cannon Cart: no longer retargets when switching form
Goblin Hut: stops spawning Goblins if a Troop goes invisible nearby
The Fisherman thing is a big deal. I ditched him 2 months ago when he couldn’t grab mid-jump any longer.
✅ Trophies extended up to 10,000
🤷♂️ “Merge Tactics” - seems like a new game mode, not sure what to think of it or if I’ll bother
✅ “Path of Legends” renamed to “Ranked” - ok, it sounds like there’s more coming on that one so I’m curious….
🤷♂️ “Merge Tactics” - seems like a new game mode, not sure what to think of it or if I’ll bother
✅ “Path of Legends” renamed to “Ranked” - ok, it sounds like there’s more coming on that one so I’m curious….
Everything about the Clash Royale 2025 Q2 Update! on.royaleapi.com/2025q2
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June 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
✅ Trophies extended up to 10,000
🤷♂️ “Merge Tactics” - seems like a new game mode, not sure what to think of it or if I’ll bother
✅ “Path of Legends” renamed to “Ranked” - ok, it sounds like there’s more coming on that one so I’m curious….
🤷♂️ “Merge Tactics” - seems like a new game mode, not sure what to think of it or if I’ll bother
✅ “Path of Legends” renamed to “Ranked” - ok, it sounds like there’s more coming on that one so I’m curious….
Truer words have never been spoken. So many things click into place if you can do this.
Free, unsolicited advice for physics students: many things will go more smoothly for you if you can derive and explain the simple harmonic oscillator in your sleep
June 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Truer words have never been spoken. So many things click into place if you can do this.
If these changes go through on the Boss Bandit, it seems as if that’s a pretty big rework
Work-in-progress balance changes for Clash Royale - July 2025 Season 73. on.royaleapi.com/s73bwip
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June 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If these changes go through on the Boss Bandit, it seems as if that’s a pretty big rework
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Dude played the long game here. Much respect.⚡️
My wife and I had a Hindu wedding ceremony in her parents backyard and the HOA bitched about it and fined them. Over the years my FIL has built up an Indian voting bloc and now they control the whole thing and he walks around the development like this telling white people to mow their fucking lawn
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June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Dude played the long game here. Much respect.⚡️
Evo Wizard will be a bigger irritant and giving back hit points to cannon cart still won’t make up for getting rid of its shield
Final balance changes for Clash Royale - June 2025 Season 72. on.royaleapi.com/s72balance
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June 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Evo Wizard will be a bigger irritant and giving back hit points to cannon cart still won’t make up for getting rid of its shield