skeeter dinklage
@directedbyalexis.bsky.social
27 year old teenage muse forced to live in the midwest, fluent in yapanese
whenever people say Spirit has the cheapest flights, I’m always scratching my head because here’s the price for Southwest vs Spirit for the same flight
February 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
whenever people say Spirit has the cheapest flights, I’m always scratching my head because here’s the price for Southwest vs Spirit for the same flight
before and after wiping off my makeup
February 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
before and after wiping off my makeup
would you believe me if I told you it was 73 degrees on Monday?
February 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
would you believe me if I told you it was 73 degrees on Monday?
this kind of shit makes me glad black people are a minority
January 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
this kind of shit makes me glad black people are a minority
I’m playing the Worlde archives and omfg 😭😭
January 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’m playing the Worlde archives and omfg 😭😭
who is John Travolta’s plastic surgeon because how is this man 70 years old????
January 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
who is John Travolta’s plastic surgeon because how is this man 70 years old????
I have sensitive skin, eczema, and I’m prone to ingrown hairs so when I tell you this product is the truth, please believe me
December 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I have sensitive skin, eczema, and I’m prone to ingrown hairs so when I tell you this product is the truth, please believe me
rate my lego bouquet
December 21, 2024 at 12:34 AM
rate my lego bouquet
my sister just texted me and all I can say is, if I ever start overthinking this much, take me out back and shoot me in the head
December 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
my sister just texted me and all I can say is, if I ever start overthinking this much, take me out back and shoot me in the head
and this is why I don’t give my number out
December 18, 2024 at 12:29 AM
and this is why I don’t give my number out
there’s a certain demographic that loves to message me saying “you’re so beautiful, I would love to get to know you”
December 14, 2024 at 1:58 PM
there’s a certain demographic that loves to message me saying “you’re so beautiful, I would love to get to know you”
this is the perfect movie for today
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 PM
this is the perfect movie for today
genuinely one of the funniest pictures I’ve seen in a while
December 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
genuinely one of the funniest pictures I’ve seen in a while
we need to do away with capitalism immediately
December 12, 2024 at 5:41 PM
we need to do away with capitalism immediately
I’ve been on a baking kick lately, last night I made lemon gooey butter cookies. they turned out great, but this dough is not for the faint of heart
December 8, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I’ve been on a baking kick lately, last night I made lemon gooey butter cookies. they turned out great, but this dough is not for the faint of heart
my theory is she might have tipped off the shooter considering he knew exactly what hotel to be at, the exact time he was leaving, and what direction he was going to walk in. that or the guy hacked his calendar, but this is all just THEORIES
December 5, 2024 at 10:53 PM
my theory is she might have tipped off the shooter considering he knew exactly what hotel to be at, the exact time he was leaving, and what direction he was going to walk in. that or the guy hacked his calendar, but this is all just THEORIES
not denial rate, **error rate. but that’s still horrible, and they have the highest denial rate of any other insurance company, 32%
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
not denial rate, **error rate. but that’s still horrible, and they have the highest denial rate of any other insurance company, 32%
okay I lied, I am a conspiracy theorist. and I think it’s odd that this guys wife didn’t know any details of the threats her husband had been receiving. what wife wouldn’t ask for more details if her husband said he was being threatened???
December 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
okay I lied, I am a conspiracy theorist. and I think it’s odd that this guys wife didn’t know any details of the threats her husband had been receiving. what wife wouldn’t ask for more details if her husband said he was being threatened???
god I miss him
December 3, 2024 at 10:12 PM
god I miss him
smh why does she act like this 😭
November 30, 2024 at 6:04 PM
smh why does she act like this 😭
how it started vs how it ended
November 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
how it started vs how it ended
“there was a second Drake lawsuit, sir”
November 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
“there was a second Drake lawsuit, sir”
my contributions to friendsgiving
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
my contributions to friendsgiving
I couldn’t help myself but OMG is this why my cats keep throwing up???? we need to terminate this shit IMMEDIATELY
November 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I couldn’t help myself but OMG is this why my cats keep throwing up???? we need to terminate this shit IMMEDIATELY