skeeter dinklage
@directedbyalexis.bsky.social
27 year old teenage muse forced to live in the midwest, fluent in yapanese
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I threw a 70s themed party for my 25th and it was so much fun
asking me to send a pic before your number is even saved is crazy work
May 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
asking me to send a pic before your number is even saved is crazy work
at least we can march without a limp
April 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
at least we can march without a limp
I hate when I ask for money for my birthday and people say they want to give me something thoughtful instead. what’s more thoughtful than getting me exactly what I asked for??
April 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I hate when I ask for money for my birthday and people say they want to give me something thoughtful instead. what’s more thoughtful than getting me exactly what I asked for??
every time I see one of those home restock videos, all I can think about is how many times they had to pull their sleeves back up to make sure they slightly cover their hands
April 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
every time I see one of those home restock videos, all I can think about is how many times they had to pull their sleeves back up to make sure they slightly cover their hands
people don’t talk enough about how hard it is being hot and cool and funny 😔
April 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
people don’t talk enough about how hard it is being hot and cool and funny 😔
I had to go in office today because there’s a client visiting. I start work at 8am. it’s 9:48am and I have nothing left to do for the time being. but if I were to sit up on my phone, I would be wrong?
April 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I had to go in office today because there’s a client visiting. I start work at 8am. it’s 9:48am and I have nothing left to do for the time being. but if I were to sit up on my phone, I would be wrong?
you could play any playboi carti song and I would guess that it’s by anyone but playboi carti
March 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
you could play any playboi carti song and I would guess that it’s by anyone but playboi carti
I asked to get off work early yesterday so I could interview for another job. but I told them I had a migraine and it turns out my city hit a record low for barometric pressure so that was quite literally the best time to use that excuse
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I asked to get off work early yesterday so I could interview for another job. but I told them I had a migraine and it turns out my city hit a record low for barometric pressure so that was quite literally the best time to use that excuse
whenever people say Spirit has the cheapest flights, I’m always scratching my head because here’s the price for Southwest vs Spirit for the same flight
February 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
whenever people say Spirit has the cheapest flights, I’m always scratching my head because here’s the price for Southwest vs Spirit for the same flight
I made a subreddit years ago and just totally forgot about it until now omg
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I made a subreddit years ago and just totally forgot about it until now omg
do you ever stop to think about the fact that the guy who made No Vaseline and the guy who made Are We There Yet are the same person?
February 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
do you ever stop to think about the fact that the guy who made No Vaseline and the guy who made Are We There Yet are the same person?
it finally happened y’all. I told a man I don’t want kids and he angrily tried to convince me by saying that I’m “discounting the beauty of motherhood” and that “by the time I realize I’ve made the wrong choice it will be too late” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it finally happened y’all. I told a man I don’t want kids and he angrily tried to convince me by saying that I’m “discounting the beauty of motherhood” and that “by the time I realize I’ve made the wrong choice it will be too late” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the flu been putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers this year 🤧
February 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
the flu been putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers this year 🤧
Taylor Swift gonna drop her most mediocre break up album yet. she gonna be on there like “you dropped my heart like you dropped the ball, thought you’d get another ring, can’t win them all”
February 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Taylor Swift gonna drop her most mediocre break up album yet. she gonna be on there like “you dropped my heart like you dropped the ball, thought you’d get another ring, can’t win them all”
KC fans talking about the Chiefs letting the Eagles win and they gonna come back in the second half. the Chiefs are lead by a county sheriff and a biracial. Kendrick about to put on this Black ass perforce and the Eagles gonna get at least 2 more touchdowns 🤣
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
KC fans talking about the Chiefs letting the Eagles win and they gonna come back in the second half. the Chiefs are lead by a county sheriff and a biracial. Kendrick about to put on this Black ass perforce and the Eagles gonna get at least 2 more touchdowns 🤣
personally, I don’t care about a lot of these companies rolling back DEI initiatives given that most of them only started during 2020 so as to not look racist. it was never genuine to begin with 🤷🏽♀️
February 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
personally, I don’t care about a lot of these companies rolling back DEI initiatives given that most of them only started during 2020 so as to not look racist. it was never genuine to begin with 🤷🏽♀️
before and after wiping off my makeup
February 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
before and after wiping off my makeup
most poly couples are just two ugly people that think they can do better, but stay together anyway just in case
February 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
most poly couples are just two ugly people that think they can do better, but stay together anyway just in case
I know it’s an opinion piece but holy shit this article is a garbage fire www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Hey Dems, chill. You lost. And Trump just getting started on what voters want. | Opinion
Somebody warn the liberals to stock up on their gummies. Because Trump is just getting started.
www.usatoday.com
February 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I know it’s an opinion piece but holy shit this article is a garbage fire www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
I started watermarking my selfies before I send them to my mom because I got tired of her posting me on Facebook without my permission
February 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I started watermarking my selfies before I send them to my mom because I got tired of her posting me on Facebook without my permission
just had a flashback of when the term “bad” made its way to the mainstream and white people were so confused
February 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
just had a flashback of when the term “bad” made its way to the mainstream and white people were so confused
would you believe me if I told you it was 73 degrees on Monday?
February 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
would you believe me if I told you it was 73 degrees on Monday?
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Happy Black History month !!
February 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Black History month !!
it’s my favorite time of year in St. Louis, when the snow melts and this seasons potholes start to bloom 😍
January 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it’s my favorite time of year in St. Louis, when the snow melts and this seasons potholes start to bloom 😍