There we go, lads. Fill yer boots. #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There we go, lads. Fill yer boots. #celebritytraitors
Had an opinion. Documented it. Put it on the internet where opinions live.
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Had an opinion. Documented it. Put it on the internet where opinions live.
Went on holiday. Took videos. Edited them together. Put on silly little subtitles. Stuck it on the internet for posterity.
Also, had a lovely time.
Also, had a lovely time.
October 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Went on holiday. Took videos. Edited them together. Put on silly little subtitles. Stuck it on the internet for posterity.
Also, had a lovely time.
Also, had a lovely time.
What this means in reality is spending my holiday weekend mucking about with cameras, editing software and, inevitably, ring lights.
September 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What this means in reality is spending my holiday weekend mucking about with cameras, editing software and, inevitably, ring lights.
Bought a £12 kettle for my office from the middle of Lidl. So when the fire investigators are looking for the root cause, send them this picture.
September 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bought a £12 kettle for my office from the middle of Lidl. So when the fire investigators are looking for the root cause, send them this picture.
Jade. Chappell. Lily. Me. Lovely.
August 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Jade. Chappell. Lily. Me. Lovely.
Yesterday I had a really lovely Fringe experience - a bus was having a right-of-way standoff with a Ferrari on Candlemaker Row. Neither would yield to the other. Everyone spectating was utterly united in who we thought was at fault. It was glorious.
August 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yesterday I had a really lovely Fringe experience - a bus was having a right-of-way standoff with a Ferrari on Candlemaker Row. Neither would yield to the other. Everyone spectating was utterly united in who we thought was at fault. It was glorious.
Je téléphone à la police.
July 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Je téléphone à la police.
It's like they've made a composite of Arthur's Seat, Anstruther and downtown Vancouver.
July 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's like they've made a composite of Arthur's Seat, Anstruther and downtown Vancouver.
Had an absolute belter of a day today. Cycled 5km out of Annecy, lunched on the beach, swam about a bit, took a pedalo out on the lake again then cycled back home. Hot, sweaty, burnt and happy.
July 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Had an absolute belter of a day today. Cycled 5km out of Annecy, lunched on the beach, swam about a bit, took a pedalo out on the lake again then cycled back home. Hot, sweaty, burnt and happy.
I reckon that this is still the most beautifully located Lidl in the world.
July 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I reckon that this is still the most beautifully located Lidl in the world.
Back on the Lake, lads.
July 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Back on the Lake, lads.
Me and my dad went to see some jazz together this afternoon. Look at him all happy. 6 months on from his stroke and he's getting himself right back into life.
July 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Me and my dad went to see some jazz together this afternoon. Look at him all happy. 6 months on from his stroke and he's getting himself right back into life.
It was my pal Gordon's birthday today so we decided to get together and look amazing. I can only apologise.
July 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It was my pal Gordon's birthday today so we decided to get together and look amazing. I can only apologise.
Today was also the first time I've faced a pupil interview panel. For the first task I had 5 minutes to teach them something I was obsessed with so I did Alfred Hitchcock and storyboarding. Did I take along Tippi Hedren Barbie? Yes. Yes I did.
June 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Today was also the first time I've faced a pupil interview panel. For the first task I had 5 minutes to teach them something I was obsessed with so I did Alfred Hitchcock and storyboarding. Did I take along Tippi Hedren Barbie? Yes. Yes I did.
Today was quite the day.
June 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Today was quite the day.
I received this today. At no point did I order it.
I've been merched.
I've been merched.
May 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I received this today. At no point did I order it.
I've been merched.
I've been merched.
Eurovision has made us all feel a bit weird. So please allow me to present you with 30 seconds of Scotland straight-up appreciating Kylie.
May 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Eurovision has made us all feel a bit weird. So please allow me to present you with 30 seconds of Scotland straight-up appreciating Kylie.
This is very much the physical manifestation of a Kylie gig followed by the Eurovision final.
May 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is very much the physical manifestation of a Kylie gig followed by the Eurovision final.
Fancy some more Kylie? Course you do!
May 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fancy some more Kylie? Course you do!
David Lloyd at Newhaven. I am a good gym Girl Guide.
May 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
David Lloyd at Newhaven. I am a good gym Girl Guide.