Fake news.

From what I remember, that pasta is spicy going in and coming out. It should carry a warning. Please allow this to be that warning.

I've had a Lakeland one for the last decade. Chuck a duvet cover over it when your wet clothes are on it and they're dry by morning.

Ha! This looks like larks. Thanks for the heads up xx

Feel like my bedroom was very much the wrong area to set this up in, but Lily had a friend round for a sleepover so I was annexed. I haven't set myself up on Only Fans.

Yet...

What this means in reality is spending my holiday weekend mucking about with cameras, editing software and, inevitably, ring lights.

My mum did the same banging on the door and shouting. Only, it was the morning after my 18th birthday party, I was absolutely hanging and MY NAME IS ACTUALLY DIANE.

I had to take a moment.