Dior Lipstick
@diorlipstick.bsky.social
Late 30s Millennial. Childless cat lady. Married to my high school sweetheart. Purveyor of yap. Lover of whimsy.
I have a bag of mozzarella cheese that falls under this current recall: y'all should check your UPCs if you buy bagged shredded cheese as well.
www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
Check your cheese: Shredded and grated varieties are recalled nationwide
The FDA is urging customers to toss certain brands of grated Pecorino Romano; at the same time, it escalated an existing recall of numerous shredded cheeses.
www.npr.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have a bag of mozzarella cheese that falls under this current recall: y'all should check your UPCs if you buy bagged shredded cheese as well.
www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
A little holiday cheer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A little holiday cheer.
@awlbiste.gay Most of my birb collection is trapped at my parents' house but being able to display the stuffie version we bought last year on our very own couch gives me the happies!
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@awlbiste.gay Most of my birb collection is trapped at my parents' house but being able to display the stuffie version we bought last year on our very own couch gives me the happies!
I broke a nail at CVS whilst heading in to pick up antibiotics. Cursed.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I broke a nail at CVS whilst heading in to pick up antibiotics. Cursed.
OMG, they're building a K-Town SO CLOSE TO OUR APARTMENT! Like 30 minutes away vs. a nearly 2 hour trip.
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
OMG, they're building a K-Town SO CLOSE TO OUR APARTMENT! Like 30 minutes away vs. a nearly 2 hour trip.
MY HUSBAND GOT HIS ACTUAL AGE ON HIS SPOTIFY WRAPPED'S LISTENING AGE AND I MADE THE LOUDEST NOISE OF SURPRISE!
Since we are all out here catching strays 'n shit.
Since we are all out here catching strays 'n shit.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
MY HUSBAND GOT HIS ACTUAL AGE ON HIS SPOTIFY WRAPPED'S LISTENING AGE AND I MADE THE LOUDEST NOISE OF SURPRISE!
Since we are all out here catching strays 'n shit.
Since we are all out here catching strays 'n shit.
Spotify called my music taste "41 years old", lmao.
Not quite but I *am* an elder emo.
I like the colour scheme!
Not quite but I *am* an elder emo.
I like the colour scheme!
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Spotify called my music taste "41 years old", lmao.
Not quite but I *am* an elder emo.
I like the colour scheme!
Not quite but I *am* an elder emo.
I like the colour scheme!
I have listened to T*ylor S*ift less than I ever have since becoming a fan in 2007 aaaaaaaand she's still number 2 on my Spotify Wrapped.
At least she won't be there next year... 🙄
At least she won't be there next year... 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have listened to T*ylor S*ift less than I ever have since becoming a fan in 2007 aaaaaaaand she's still number 2 on my Spotify Wrapped.
At least she won't be there next year... 🙄
At least she won't be there next year... 🙄
Show off the range of your music taste.
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
Bachelorette by Bjork
Tha Crossroads by Bone Thugz N Harmony
I've Been Everywhere by Johnny Cash
Danse Macabe by Ghost
Shut Down by BLACKPINK
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
Bachelorette by Bjork
Tha Crossroads by Bone Thugz N Harmony
I've Been Everywhere by Johnny Cash
Danse Macabe by Ghost
Shut Down by BLACKPINK
Show off the range of your music taste.
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
• Jupiter (Gustav Holst)
• Push It (Garbage)
• All Along the Watchtower (Hendrix)
• Hello My Old Heart (The Oh Hellos)
• Never Give Up (Sia)
I could keep going lol
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
• Jupiter (Gustav Holst)
• Push It (Garbage)
• All Along the Watchtower (Hendrix)
• Hello My Old Heart (The Oh Hellos)
• Never Give Up (Sia)
I could keep going lol
Show off the range of your music taste.
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
• Know Your Onion!
• Aria di Mezzo Caraterre
• Bloodrocuted
• Boot Scootin’ Boogie
• Techno Cumbia
THIS IS MY MEME IT WAS MADE FOR ME
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
• Know Your Onion!
• Aria di Mezzo Caraterre
• Bloodrocuted
• Boot Scootin’ Boogie
• Techno Cumbia
THIS IS MY MEME IT WAS MADE FOR ME
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Show off the range of your music taste.
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
Bachelorette by Bjork
Tha Crossroads by Bone Thugz N Harmony
I've Been Everywhere by Johnny Cash
Danse Macabe by Ghost
Shut Down by BLACKPINK
5 songs you like that are musically as far apart as you can manage.
Bachelorette by Bjork
Tha Crossroads by Bone Thugz N Harmony
I've Been Everywhere by Johnny Cash
Danse Macabe by Ghost
Shut Down by BLACKPINK
Eating the slice of pumpkin pie mom sent me home with before cleaning up all the styrofoam and glitter that poofed everywhere. 😂
Pumpkin is a fruit, it's totally an appropriate lunch.
Pumpkin is a fruit, it's totally an appropriate lunch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Eating the slice of pumpkin pie mom sent me home with before cleaning up all the styrofoam and glitter that poofed everywhere. 😂
Pumpkin is a fruit, it's totally an appropriate lunch.
Pumpkin is a fruit, it's totally an appropriate lunch.
Tried to lift the kitty over to the heating pad and she bit me. Ow. Okay, enjoy NOT being a toasty little cinnamon bun.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tried to lift the kitty over to the heating pad and she bit me. Ow. Okay, enjoy NOT being a toasty little cinnamon bun.
We grabbed 3 of our Christmas decor bins from my parent's house over Thanksgiving, so I've been decorating today. I'm still missing a bin or two, but it was a good beginning!
Listening to this playlist during decorating made it feel extra cozy. open.spotify.com/playlist/6pD...
Listening to this playlist during decorating made it feel extra cozy. open.spotify.com/playlist/6pD...
An Old-Fashioned Christmas-40's 50's & 60's
open.spotify.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We grabbed 3 of our Christmas decor bins from my parent's house over Thanksgiving, so I've been decorating today. I'm still missing a bin or two, but it was a good beginning!
Listening to this playlist during decorating made it feel extra cozy. open.spotify.com/playlist/6pD...
Listening to this playlist during decorating made it feel extra cozy. open.spotify.com/playlist/6pD...
Husband went back to work after a week off and our cat is being so very needy. 🤭
Also had to turn on the furnace for the first time this season, ick. I hate that smell.
Also had to turn on the furnace for the first time this season, ick. I hate that smell.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Husband went back to work after a week off and our cat is being so very needy. 🤭
Also had to turn on the furnace for the first time this season, ick. I hate that smell.
Also had to turn on the furnace for the first time this season, ick. I hate that smell.
I forgot I had maintenance scheduled and answered the door in my kitty cat pajamas with slept in Wednesday Addams braids.
🙃
🙃
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I forgot I had maintenance scheduled and answered the door in my kitty cat pajamas with slept in Wednesday Addams braids.
🙃
🙃
Someone left a used dog piss pad on top of people's packages in the mail room and it's like, who the fuck does that? 🤢
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Someone left a used dog piss pad on top of people's packages in the mail room and it's like, who the fuck does that? 🤢
@chouette.bsky.social Oh, I forgot to mention that I got your lovely Christmas card! It's so pretty and you have *fabulous* handwriting.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@chouette.bsky.social Oh, I forgot to mention that I got your lovely Christmas card! It's so pretty and you have *fabulous* handwriting.
The husband hung my IKEA SKÅDIS pegboards and they look so good! It's nice having my keyboards on display again.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The husband hung my IKEA SKÅDIS pegboards and they look so good! It's nice having my keyboards on display again.
It is absolutely ✨pouring✨ down rain.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It is absolutely ✨pouring✨ down rain.
The husband got suckered by the impulse section at Kohls.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The husband got suckered by the impulse section at Kohls.
I have a pair of Uggs that give me blisters every time I wear them, so I replaced them with a pair of basic Koolaburra Uggs from Kohls.
I can see why they discontinued the Solene.
I can see why they discontinued the Solene.
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have a pair of Uggs that give me blisters every time I wear them, so I replaced them with a pair of basic Koolaburra Uggs from Kohls.
I can see why they discontinued the Solene.
I can see why they discontinued the Solene.
Our Owela bottles are too fat for the cup holders in the gym, so I managed to nab the husband a Stanley for $20.
Stanley cups are tapered, so I think it'll fit just fine.
Stanley cups are tapered, so I think it'll fit just fine.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Our Owela bottles are too fat for the cup holders in the gym, so I managed to nab the husband a Stanley for $20.
Stanley cups are tapered, so I think it'll fit just fine.
Stanley cups are tapered, so I think it'll fit just fine.
This new username is sentimental to me; I wore Dior 772 (Classic Rosewood) on our wedding day.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This new username is sentimental to me; I wore Dior 772 (Classic Rosewood) on our wedding day.
New account! If I added you, it's because I think you're rad.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
New account! If I added you, it's because I think you're rad.