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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛
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I'm Matt. I run Dinosaur Dracula and I'm 1/2 of The Purple Stuff Podcast. Into '80s/'90s ephemera, cats and junk food. https://linktr.ee/dinosaurdracula
a new coat bc despite my efforts i simply can't survive the winter with a $15 hoodie
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
black friday'd a large purchase for 20% off and now it's been cyber monday'd for 30%
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Happy December! Time to start gluing cotton balls over your 7UP "Countdown to Christmas" poster from 1988, which you assuredly kept a spare of.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love how when he sits up he looks like he's about to deliver a heart-to-heart about someone's gambling problem.
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don't remember how I ended up with this talking Grinch doll from the Jim Carrey movie, but I accept him as part of my tribe.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This month's Patreon-exclusive Purple Stuff Podcast bonus show is here! Join us for a look at some of the awesome TV commercials that aired during the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Listen or subscribe here: patreon.com/purplestuff
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
us podding in 2045
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
scandalous
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
New Purple Stuff Podcast! Join us for a look back at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, starring He-Man, Rainbow Brite and Rue McClanahan! Listen here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/1985-macys-parade/
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hey! I'm doing mini holiday blogs on the site every day through Xmas, if you're into that sort of thing. Read and check back: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/christmas-countdown/
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Happy birthday to you and your increasingly luxurious locks!
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wanna feel old? This is the Peach Pit now
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
are there even any topics left that don't have the potential to end the meal in disaster
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Caviar! Another keto money machine
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just did a test run of keto-friendly stuffed mushrooms and MAN these came out good. Stuffing is just the chopped stems, crumbled center-cut bacon, two diced cheddar sticks, salt, pepper, and a Laughing Cow Light wedge to bind the mix. Baked at 350. Whole plate is under 400 cal but tastes like 3000.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Dino Drac's November Funpack is here! This one is mostly for subscribers, but feel free to take a shot if you're quick! Comes with my patented Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Snack Pack, plus a Christmas stocking shaped like a Chicken McNugget. Deets: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/november-funpack-2025/
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Congrats! That's roughly 19 VHS tapes, so let's look to eBay for a visual aid of what you dropped.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
His favorite position.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
hello post office? i need to update my address
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Halloween the Cat manages his condition well, but some days, nothing goes his way. Just had his fourth water bowl flip since this morning. (Don't worry, he takes it in stride... but yes it's a relief when he's ready to sit still for a while.)
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I made one for the holidays. His name is Ossicicle, which he says is a portmanteau of ossicle and icicle.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM