Sure, Epstein is salacious, but to unapologetically distract you from what's popular: let's remember that EVERY branch of the federal government is messing with SNAP, and most state governments aren't much better. People are going hungry y'all

Just some fun facts about total violent crime rates in US cities from 2024. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

And a hearty "fuck you" this Father's Day from the Freedom Foundation

So feckless

Tip o the hat to @maxochism.bsky.social:

"hey is that a polar bear ooooh noooo--"

I HAVE AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO EXTEND YOUR CAR'S WARRANTY

Question for the Internet: what animal would make the best Speaker* of the House?

*Ability to speak not required.