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evan 🛸
@dinoevan.bsky.social
21 • audhd • any pronouns • genderfluid lesbian
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just here to complain about my disability and the state of the world
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thread of watch threads 🧵
doctor was testing the mobility in my knees today and it was so validating when i heard him go “huh!” like yeah that’s what i’ve been saying bruh
March 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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MY JOINTS: If you DON'T move me around, I'll stop working properly

MY JOINTS: If you DO move me around, I'll stop working properly

MY JOINTS: Haha. Fuck you.
March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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•••••BREAKING•••••
The measles outbreak in western Texas is rapidly growing, with 25 new cases confirmed in just the last five days. In West Texas alone, there are now a total of 223 confirmed cases, according to new data released by the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS).

Watch..
March 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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FUCK ICE. ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE!!
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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TODAY’S NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF GALAXY NGC 4536 WHICH IS 50 MILLION LIGHT-YEARS AWAY!!! 🌌
March 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
getting a little sad thinking about saturn losing her rings this month ://
March 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
lab rats watch thread 🧵
March 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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source: queerautism on Tubmlr
#suicideprevention #chronicillness #mentalhealth
February 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the haunted hathaways watch thread 🧵
February 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
god liked this tweet so i think that means yes
their grandpa is god fucking awful can i k**l him
February 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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i haven’t seen any negativity thus far on this app but here’s what i stand for

free palestine, pro-choice, fuck transphobes, fuck homophobes, fuck racists, fuck trump, fuck ableism, fuck zionists, fuck misogynists

if you see yourself on this list, goodbye👎
November 15, 2024 at 8:04 PM
honestly i think hand/finger subluxations are worse than hip subluxations if only bc when my hands do it i can’t do fucking ANYTHING 😭😭 at least i can crochet when my hip is out
February 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
had my first day of physical therapy yesterday evening and i am fucking feeling it today, my right hip is out of place and STUCK 😭😭 idk how to fix this one so i’m waiting for it to relax enough that it goes back easier or even on its own (hopefully)
February 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
man i love bugs
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i hate to say it but staying off social media has significantly improved my life
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the thundermans watch thread 🧵
January 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Overheard at work: "feeds two birds with one scone."

I like that one better.
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Don't tell Chronically Ill or Disabled People This, Please
#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
body is so exhausted and in pain i feel like i can’t even hold myself up today
January 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation.
January 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
danger force watch thread 🧵
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
HEYHEYHEY U CAN
can u make a thread of threads on here
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM