everything in life is so difficult and i struggle to make it day to day google show me every picture you can possibly find of gorgeous princely anime twinks getting sucked and fucked by either women or men i dont care

just one more shower until next year 🥰

killer 1/4

one day, i will kill

i will not even know the person who’s life i so shamelessly snuff out

but their life will cease, and mine will remain

i will remain steadfast in my murdering ways, and walk free, high above the shackles of death

i’m gonna post some weird poem-ish thing i wrote because no one who follows me actually knows me

Damn baby are you the wifi because I cannot connect with you

when are they adding sex to mario party

play it cool

nothing makes me feel like a terrible selfish person more than trying to shop for gifts

please. everybody. i'm serious, you too pause. take a couple deep breaths, inhale ... and exhale .... inhale.... and exhale .... see how nice that feels ? its been pretty tense lately, i think we all could use a lil bit of a cooldown

me: yeah ive been gettin really into natural foods. like i go outside and i'll just eat the grass, because like. it's vegetables. that shits good for you.

CVS cashier: and then you eat the rocks to help digest it right

me: and then i eat the rocks !!

girl who sits motionless in her gamer chair for approximately five hours so when she stands up her legs barely work

art is the penis that fucks the vagina of your soul

She is NOT spoiled! Take it back! 😉

yuh