Simon Threadgold
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dimwittedly.bsky.social
Simon Threadgold
@dimwittedly.bsky.social
Low functioning, high anxieting
Why score blow, then?
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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"Don't mind me. Just travelling via this here painting, 29 years before The Day Of The Doctor. Suck it, Matt, Dave and John Boy. The Mighty Trought just ate your lunches."
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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"Who is it?"
"The filth... uh, I mean, evil wizards or something. Yes. They want my magic mushro... box. My magic box. Yes."
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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"Well, that certainly sounds like a genuine Picasso. But I would have to see it to be sure."
November 21, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Yep
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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"Take my advice. Only do three years, then quit school."
November 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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"The wolves are running."
"Unlike Southern Rail, am I right?"
November 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Proper nasty lyrics, with an irritatingly catchy tune. It could possibly work as a duet, with two equally toxic people making threats at each other, but as is it's just sick.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM