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Ally 🏴‍☠️💜🏴‍☠️ He’s so delicate
@dimplyowl.bsky.social
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She/her | 33 years old | midwesterner turned seattleite turned back into a midwesterner | demisexual | Here for gay pirates! I write fic sometimes, look me up, I’m dimplyowl everywhere! | ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/dimplyowl/shop
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Short little thing might be coming in the next few dayyyssssssss 👀👀
“What would I do?” Stede asks, voice low, just above a whisper to he heard over the soft lapping of the waves. “If I didn’t do what was expected of me?” Ed’s breathing heavily, his heart flying beneath his ribs. “Whatever you want.” Stede’s eyes are fire, hypnotizing and hot. Dangerous, if he’s not careful. “And where would I go?” Ed swallows. “Anywhere.” Stede cocks his head and Ed gets the distinct impression that that wasn’t the answer Stede was looking for. His suspicion is confirmed when Stede asks, “And what if I don’t want to go…*’anywhere?’*” Ed wants to say it, is *desperate* to say it, but it feels too big. It feels like something that might swallow him up. A tidal wave that might crash over him and sweep him away. He thinks he might like to be swept away, though, if it’s Stede doing the sweeping. Ed’s voice is just a whisper. “Then don’t go.”
October 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
A long, LONG overdue raffle prize for Our Flag Means Pride for tkdartist327, finally finished and uploaded!

archiveofourown.org/works/71916426
A screenshot from AO3 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius Spriggs, Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death), Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Jim Jimenez Additional Tags: Whump, Stede Bonnet Whump, Ed whump by extension, Canon Era, Post-Canon, Gunshot Wounds, Wound Care, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, The Gravy Basket (Our Flag Means Death), Infection, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), Happy Ending, Angst, Podfic Welcome, Art welcome Language: English Stats: Published: 2025-1005 Words: 21,258 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0 The Gravy and the Gristle dimplyowl Summary: When Zheng approaches them to try and track down Prince Ricky, Ed and Stede agree to return to the Revenge one last time. Everything goes wrong when, instead of Ricky, they find someone from Ed's past and Stede is badly injured. The fragile new life they're building together may be over before it's really had a chance to begin.
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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My @ofmd-postcards.bsky.social postcards are HERE!!!! Look at them all 🥹

Now I just need to figure out what to do with them….. as well as all the other prints and things I have that I don’t have room for on my walls 😭
A spread of postcards from the You Wrote Me a Lovely Postcard fundraiser
October 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Screenshot of multiple choice question reading: “What’s going on? -it’s annoying or not interesting -I’m in this photo and I don’t like it (selected) -I think it shouldn’t be on Facebook -it’s spam”
September 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
It’s definitely still Jack 😂 Lucius is just out having fun and Jack’s hot 🤷‍♀️ in a drunk cowboy way

We’re ON it now 😂
Discord screenshot Ally: That scene where Sally’s husbands just died and Gillian comes back and is like “okay you need to get out of bed because your kids need you and your breath reeks” is so Lucius-coded Liv: Them having midnight margaritas Ally: hellll yes Lucius walking into the pta meeting like “that’s right bitches, I’m back, hold onto your husbands” Liv: "Believe me babe, I had your man back in highschool, he's not worth all this energy" "WHORE" "Thank you 🥰"
September 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
Featuring me and @thatmothra.bsky.social spitballing Stede and Mary as the witchy siblings
Discord screenshot Ally: oh my god Stede casting that love summoning spell and making it an impossible person because yeah he doesn’t want to feel that obsessive kind of love, but also because he doesn’t think there’s anyone out there who *could* love him Him being like “they’ll have long curly hair and a beard and a ton of tattoos and wear leather and dresses and eyes like chocolate” Liv: Stede: he’ll be afraid of spiders and snakes, love bunnies, and he’d be an amazing artist Mary: come on now, you’re being too specific Stede: This is my dream guy, and if he’s never gonna come, might as well write it down Discord screenshot Ally: Oh my god had a thought about the practical magic au and the scene in the car right before they drug what’s his name. And Jack fucking waxing poetic about Louis L’Amour being French but obsessed with the American west and spewing bullshit about it thinking hes being profound, and then Stede snapping when he goes after Mary, screaming at him that “Louis L’Amour was from North fucking Dakota you disgusting uneducated cowboy wannabe pig”. Like that moment is so incredibly Stede in the movie
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
Someone write this gb au please www.tiktok.com/t/ZPHG61gFRP...
Screenshot from TikTok video of two men in harnesses in midair in a…compromising-looking position
August 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
If you don’t like Taylor Swift then block me now because this is about to become my entire identity
Screenshot of order confirmation from Taylor Swift’s website—I pre-pre-ordered the vinyl and cd. The order is expected to ship on October 13, 2025
August 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I AM FUCKLINGNGBHGHGJHNGNNGNG
Screenshot of taylorswift.com showing pre-pre-orders of her new album "The Life of a Showgirl". The covers of the album are blurred out.
August 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you.

This is about Stede 😂
The “is this a bird” meme with an anime man gesturing to a butterfly, with the new words “is this friendship” and “attraction” over the butterfly.
August 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
If yall haven’t heard THE Edward Teach song of all time you’re welcome.
Screenshot of lyrics for the song “Unraveling” by the Crane Wives: I once loved a tailor who took eager care of me Sewed together my loose ends with stitches neat and clean But now my love is gone And I am left unraveling Unraveling I once loved a gardener with his dirt-smudged face and hands Trimmed my weeds and gave me room to grow my flowers again But now my love is gone And I am left here withering Withering I once loved a carpenter who carved a smile for me Sanded my rough edges, crafted new, and lovely things But now my love is gone And I can't help the fracturing Whoa, whoa, I never knew that I needed you I once loved a man who kissed me once before he left Tied me up in knots and said he'd soon return again But now my love is gone And I am left unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling
July 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
Post your lock screen!

It’s been kitty Ed for a WHILE and I’ve been thinking about changing it so if anyone has any suggestions….
Screenshot of my lock screen featuring cat Ed in the tan sack doing all kinds of kitty things like purring and playing with toys and holding a fish in his mouth
July 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I mean I just used those as examples from the show, but yeah, this is what im talking about in the context of film history a fop IS a derogatory stereotype bookstr.com/article/the-...
From an article titled “The Fop: From Mainstream Figure To Homophobic Stereotype”: “Film Enters the Conversation The gay-coded Fop villain emerged during the early days of film as a consequence of the Hays Code. In practice, between 1934 and 1968, the Hays Code was imposed by Hollywood as an attempt to regulate material being shown on screen. Among the list of outlawed content was sexual perversion, which at the time, included homosexuality. In order to get around these restrictions, filmmakers created characters with stereotypically effeminate mannerisms so they could comment on queerness without explicitly stating that the characters were gay. Unfortunately, the prejudice of the time relegated most of these characters to villain status.” From an article titled “The Fop: From Mainstream Figure To Homophobic Stereotype” “Why Study the Fop? The most concerning part of the Fop’s journey from social critique to homophobic stereotype is how this archetype invaded children’s media. Gay-coded villains are popular in children’s movies because they are perceived to be a way to make a character both non-threatening and unlikable at the same time. By perpetuating this stereotype, we are teaching children that behavior typically associated with gay men is inherently insidious and untrustworthy. This encourages that prejudice within young viewers, where overtime, it will likely manifest into targeted hatred towards the queer community. The best way to combat bigotry is to learn where it comes from.”
July 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
22. What has made you laugh the most recently?

Our new puppy I think. She’s just such a goofball and so silly and cute 🥹
A Bernese puppy laying on her back on the couch with a big puppy smile and her legs all spread
July 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
Well let’s just give it a go
Get to know me 1 like = 1 answer 1. Do you have any nicknames? 2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten? 3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not? 5. Biggest turn on? 6. What was your first job? 7. What was the last song you sang? 8. What is one of your most treasured memories? 9. What has overwhelmed you recently? 10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on? 11. What makes you feel appreciated? 12. Do you have trust issues? 13. Best concert you've ever been to? 14. Do you care what other people think of you? 15. What are your main hobbies? 16. Describe your dream home. 17. What is your strongest held belief(s)? 18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go? 19. What is your most attractive feature? 20. Do you believe in aliens? 21. Biggest turn off? 22. What has made you laugh the most lately? 23. Favorite animal? 24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head? 25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive? 26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart. 27. Favorite comfort show? 28. Name one thing that always makes you angry. 29. Favorite type of weather? 30. What are you currently looking forward to?
July 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
A magnet with the cover of a book called “Nympho Librarian” and the tagline “the prim miss took off more than the mask of respectability behind the stacks…with any man who asked.” The top of the magnet has tragically been chewed on by the owner’s puppy
July 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
It’s my birthday day!
Screenshot from Twitter showing my profile with the birthday balloons
June 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
dimplyowl.bsky.social
HELLO NEW TATTOOOOOO

From the Horizon video game series (Horizon Zero Dawn, Horizon Forbidden West)
Black linework tattoo of a Tallneck from the Horizon game series, a mechanical creature with a long neck based on a giraffe
May 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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If anyone wants to write this gb fic that @thatmothra.bsky.social and I have stumbled upon then PLEASE BY ALL MEANS DO
Discord conversation between OP (Ally) and Liv which reads: Ally: They deserve all the weddings!!! Liv: So many Liv: They love each other too much and are too gay for just one wedding Ally: They’re one of those couples that does a vow renewal except they do it every fucking year on their anniversary and it’s basically actually just another wedding Liv: They make their anniversary everyone else’s problem Ally: They just love each other so much and everyone needs to know about it!
May 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The Gentleman Pirate I presume?
A photo from the cover of a game box focused on a half human half fish creature. The creature has the head of a human with blond swoopy hair and glasses, while the rest of the creature is a greenish fish. The fish person has a pink heart shaped box of chocolates in one fin.
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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THEY’RE HERE AND I’M SO FUCKING DELIGHTED

By @lizzyleo.bsky.social
A mousepad of Stede with his shirt wide open and giant tits exposed and protruding up from the mousepad to form a wrist rest A mousepad of Ed face down with his ass in the air protruding up from the mousepad to form a wrist rest. He’s in the sack outfit and has a cat tail and cat ears
May 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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This is too real actually

uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...
Screenshot of the results from “what ao3 tag are you” quiz: domestic fluff. Don’t listen to them, you aren’t boring!! Two old men (they’re thirtyfive) doing laundry and taxes together is peak romance actually
May 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Ed
A masculine figure wearing a white t-shirt with a pink heart decal in the center that reads “Just a girl who needs her little snacks snacks”
May 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Just a little guy with a fish
Just a little guy (Ed) with a fish holding hands with the love of his life wearing a sack.
April 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM