Dimitri
dimitrilizard.bsky.social
Dimitri
@dimitrilizard.bsky.social
I miss when social media was about people, not content.

Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."
A screenshot for the record.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Did you try stacking stools?
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
On Elon Musk's Twitter a link to Rivian is "potentially sensitive content." What company wants someone that petulant and insecure in charge of their social media presence?
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A bidet with a remote control. That would be fun to abuse.
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Someone stop me.
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
How had I never heard of this site before??
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Problem solved.
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
And it's funny that they still say this when these days most suiters walk around with their heads off anyway.
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
They took away the go kart track for this?
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Also
October 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Just Tor things.
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is a really bad name for a ride.
September 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These are literally called "everyday shorts"... :-)
September 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
From the archives
September 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm available for consultations.
September 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
OP and 4 of the 5 who replied each have over 1,000 followers.
August 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
True, but in the crash of Aeroflot 1492 almost everyone who died was in the back half of the plane. (I still wouldn't pay $600 for a few hours in a comfy chair though.)
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
August 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
At least the way Australians have them.
July 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The docket just disappeared.
July 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM