Dimitri
dimitrilizard.bsky.social
Dimitri
@dimitrilizard.bsky.social
I miss when social media was about people, not content.

Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."
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Someone stop me.
Someone suggested meditation for my stress but I don't see how that would stop the world from going to Hell.
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
tfw you see an amazing naughty YCH for two characters and you don't have a second character for it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This also applies to depression, and probably other things too.
10/10 take. No notes.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I just got a reply to a 14 year old comment on FA, asking about a song from a 30 year old video game. The Internet is fun. :)
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Summary of California's prop. 50:

Republicans: "We're going to do this thing."

Democrats: "Ok, we'll do it too."

Republicans: "Waahhhh, no fair!"
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Once again it is impressive, and somewhat disturbing, that in this day and age we get videos of plane crashes within minutes of them happening.
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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BREAKING: Video shows crash of UPS Flight 2976 while taking off from Louisville International Airport in Kentucky
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Someone stop me.
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
A bidet with a remote control. That would be fun to abuse.
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
How had I never heard of this site before??
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
@bigbyrat.com Re: your last repost and digital privacy and security, that will be tough sell for the fandom that gave their identities, the identities of everyone they know, and all of their chat histories to a Russian billionaire for stickers.
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Smile :)
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I can't tell if my water pressure is low or if I'm just used to the GSR's 80 GPM shower.
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
My BLFC final summary: met someone face to face, had a very nice conversation with someone I didn't expect, won a little in the slots, and all anyone wanted to play in the LAN party was Halo.
October 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
And it's funny that they still say this when these days most suiters walk around with their heads off anyway.
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's crazy to me that a fursuit head and tail now sell for what a premium suit used to.
October 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can't even do this outside of cons.
Contestants,

It's time to play Cash Cat!

To win, all you must do is be like a cat and sleep for at least 6 Hours today.

A good night's sleep is the greatest prize you can get!

Your body will thank you

#BLFC2025
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Two furry convention things I'll never get tired of:

1) Furry license plates and stickers on cars in the parking lot.

2) Befuddled normies.
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
#BLFC2025 Remember, furries: if you see someone you know in line, you can just cut in and join them! Respecting others is for suckers.
October 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Never, ever trust a hotel room coffee maker. Just think how dumb the average person is, and imagine how many of them have touched it.

(I stopped after getting brown water because someone put the coffee grounds in the water reservoir.)
October 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"If he fell into a barrel of tits, he'd come up sucking his own thumb." I need to remember that one.
October 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM