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You know, I’m something of a Johto enthusiast myself.

#PTCGP
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis III, or we riot.
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Missed opportunity
August 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Depending on the speed of the deck, these might be decent options. I also haven’t played standard since AER, so I could be wildly off the mark.
July 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Without spoilers, Hearthhull the Worldseed feels like it was ripped right out of the pages of To Sleep in a Sea of Stars.

#MTGEternity #TSiaSoS
July 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This draft pool feels criminal. Only an absolute idiot would be able to mess this up.

Anyway, going mono-red

#MTGEternity #MagicArena
July 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Calling it now - Station into Web-Slinging is going to be sweet for control decks.
July 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
D̵̻͓͚̦̻͍̻̘̞̒̑́̈͛̆̉͒͛ȇ̴̖̬̟͙̻̪̣̲̭͙͖̫̯̩͍͛̃̒̑̂̅̊̍͊͒͘s̸̡̤̤̖͓̗̿͌c̸̘̬̱͈͊̑́̅̄r̶̨̳̘͙̬̬̫̟͕̜͈̈́̌̐̏i̸̢̢̞̞͉͉͈͓̪̦̬̦͚̞͛̾̆̈̚͜p̸̭͕̓̆͋̂̆̐́̊͐͒͝͝ţ̴͕͙̠̂̌̾͛̇̇͑̂̂̕̕͝͝͝͠i̵̡̤̮̹͍̻̯̯̹̦̤͛̌̈̐͒̓̇̉̈́́̈́̀͝ǒ̶̺̪̥͗̑̓͜͜n̶̢̧̼̟͍̭̬͙̯̄̓̿͗͆̐͝ ̷̧̛̺̲̳̬͙̫̽̌͗͊̿̒̆̈́͘d̴̨̩̭̖̠̬̞̤̹̙͇͓̭͂̆̅̅̕͘e̷̹̟̱̙͖̘̦͎̐̽́̆̈́̑̍̈̆s̷̬̞̻̬̙̞͍̯̺̄̎̈́͋̓̐͌͛͋̑̎̕c̷̡̨̮̤͚͔̯͚̊̽̾̿̀̕ŗ̷̢͙͓̳̦̤̎̑ǐ̶̢̛̳͌̀͂͂́͐p̸̢̰͖̘͎̥̬̻̔͒̾̈͝͠t̵̡̡͎͓͍̟̫̻͍̯͕̬̠̥̗̂̔̋͒i̵͚̞͕͙̺͚̟̭̘̘̝̱̟̟̘͛̇̈̆͊̓͑́̈̑͝͝o̸̟̰̥̰͍͚̲̲̟̝͎̥͖̜̾͗͐͂̅̉̿̉́̋̚ń̴̨̬̻ ̷͔̰̱̗̙̖̉̉d̶̼̣͕̞͚̂̔́͜e̸̲͝ş̴̺̦̪̪̙̻̥̣̣̞̱͉̑̄̀̽̂̏̇̽̽͋̆̀͊͘͜c̸̡̡̯̰̣̪̮̼̪̝̬̟͕̀͑̇͆̃̿͐̎̉ṛ̵̨͙̫̪̗̰̖̥̠̠͕̤͊̇̉̈́͆̕į̸̧̠̖̱̳̜̭̰̟̬̼̼̀͒̂̑̽́̈́͋̄́̕͘͝p̵̺͓̗̫̳̲̮̮̞̺̘̆̈́̓͊͆̏͐͂t̵̤̰̫̙̋̌͌͜ị̸̯͕̆̃̿̽͑͒͌̀̀͌̋͌̕͝ö̵̯̖̼̟̦̼̺͈́́͛̑̃̉̄͘n̷̢͍͍̫͛̇ ̵̨͖̙͔͙̫̝̺̪̩͎̻͍̯̽͋̍̂́̅̽̈̓d̴̠̞̥͓̆͊́̌̽͑̌̐͛̀̌̓̓̌͝ȩ̶̛̩̬͇̺͚͇̰̓̂͛ͅŝ̸͇͕̎͑͆̕͘̚͝č̵̠̠̱̮̜͒̅̃̽̾̄͆̀̄͋̌͜ṛ̵̺̙̖͐̊̔̒̿͑͌͌i̸̧͈̜̓̋̋̆͑̈͐͊͆͆̈́͗p̸̭̙̫̮̃̓͑ṫ̸̢͓͇͙̦͈̬̼̙͖̏͌́̐̀̀͆̍i̷͔͍̫̯͖̞̻̦͇̯͖̝̠̪̍ő̶͕̳͋̈́n̷̫̒̽͗

#MagicArena
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Post your favorite Timmy/Tammy cards!

You’re telling me that it has Haste, Indestructible, and 7 power for only 5 mana? SIGN ME UP!

This card single handedly got me hooked on Mardu and formed the entirety of my Magic identity.
July 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Final Fantasy head canon -
The first game takes place in Massachusetts.
1) Too many Cape Cod-style peninsulas.
2) The roads are all terrible.
3) The mage flips people off like he’s hitting Sox game-day traffic in Boston.
July 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!” - Samwise Gamgee
July 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's gone! It's done!

I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. Gandalf's fireworks, the lights, the party tree.

#MagicArena
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What I fool I am to neglect the classic 64 Mountains combo

#MagicArena #Brawl
July 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, now get ready for Salamanders on a Spacecraft.

#EoE #EdgeOfEternities #MagicArena
July 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Went 7-1 with Boros Equipment. I got carried by the rares and flying cats.
July 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Surely my next draw would have been a board wipe, right? RIGHT???

#MagicArena #MTG
July 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The illustrated edition of Eragon hits different.
June 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Today’s production outage is brought to you by a failed Nvidia GPU pass-through to a personal Linux machine.
January 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM