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Right to Repair

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Annual reminder that you don’t need a new phone.

Swap out your case.

Replace your screen protector.

Change your background and theme.
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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trust but verify

alternate title: I Found Out Recently That I Am Bad At Corporate Politics
August 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You know, I’m something of a Johto enthusiast myself.

#PTCGP
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis III, or we riot.
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Hey! As promised, here’s a sneak peek of Murtagh#2 (yes, I have a title, no I can't share it yet) as a reward for helping the #BookofRemembrance hit a million! Thank you so much! Fair warning, this is a raw first draft, and everything & anything is subject to change.

www.paolini.net/2025/08/19/s...
August 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Uneven lanes?

That’s odd.
August 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
TIL you can set a variable to the output of a try-catch and use it as a Boolean for an if statement. It’s so incredibly simple and it looks dumb, but it works.

#PowerShell
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Standard Brawl? You mean Block Constructed Singleton. My spaceship cards go in my spaceship deck and my cowboy cards go in my cowboy deck.

If I’m feeling extra spicy, I might even match up the lands for aesthetic.
August 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve played close to 30 games with Hearthhull, the Worldseed in Brawl. The matchmaking system is definitely pairing it against too low a tier of commanders. I don’t think I’ve lost a game yet and the only one that felt close was when I kept a one-land hand.

#MTGEternities #MagicArena
August 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If you aren’t reading sci-fi throughout the Edge of Eternties play season, you’re doing it wrong. The vibes are *out of this world*.

I’m currently going through Fractal Noise by Christopher Paolini. Going to be following it up with Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir next.

#MTGEternity
July 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Without spoilers, Hearthhull the Worldseed feels like it was ripped right out of the pages of To Sleep in a Sea of Stars.

#MTGEternity #TSiaSoS
July 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This draft pool feels criminal. Only an absolute idiot would be able to mess this up.

Anyway, going mono-red

#MTGEternity #MagicArena
July 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Four explorers venture into a derelict Spacecraft. But what threats await them on board, and will they escape with their life totals?

Don't miss our most ambitious film:
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July 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Started putting together a pre-EOE deck for Xolatoyac in Brawl to get a feel for the flow of the commander. This deck is going to be slow, but cool as hell when it comes online.
You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, now get ready for Salamanders on a Spacecraft.

#EoE #EdgeOfEternities #MagicArena
July 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Calling it now - Station into Web-Slinging is going to be sweet for control decks.
July 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Legends never die. Rock on Prince of Darkness. 🤘
July 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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#MagicArena
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Post your favorite Timmy/Tammy cards!

You’re telling me that it has Haste, Indestructible, and 7 power for only 5 mana? SIGN ME UP!

This card single handedly got me hooked on Mardu and formed the entirety of my Magic identity.
July 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Final Fantasy head canon -
The first game takes place in Massachusetts.
1) Too many Cape Cod-style peninsulas.
2) The roads are all terrible.
3) The mage flips people off like he’s hitting Sox game-day traffic in Boston.
July 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
First impressions of Final Fantasty I classes after 2 hours -

Warrior - Big number boy.

Thief - Warrior Jr. What are they supposed to be thieving?!

White Mage - Potion on legs. Also don’t use MP! What if I need it later? (tm)

Monk - Warrior Jr. Jr. Why did I choose this over the other mage??
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Continuing my streak of getting Ultima, Origin of Oblivion in every one of my Final Fantasy draft pools.

#MagicArena
July 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's gone! It's done!

I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. Gandalf's fireworks, the lights, the party tree.

#MagicArena
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What I fool I am to neglect the classic 64 Mountains combo

#MagicArena #Brawl
July 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, now get ready for Salamanders on a Spacecraft.

#EoE #EdgeOfEternities #MagicArena
July 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
As excited as I am to finally play expensive lands like Ancient Tomb and Gemstone Caverns in Brawl, I’m wary about the level of power creep that it’ll bring to the format.

#MagicArena #EOS
July 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM