Dildo Cacophony
dildocacophony.bsky.social
Dildo Cacophony
@dildocacophony.bsky.social
Depraved alt account of a Burbank bear. 🏳️‍🌈 🍆 🍑 ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What if this turkey is in fact someone's elderly mother going down to the Best Buy to see if they have the Murder She Wrote Blu-ray box set yet
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You are one of the goofballs on this site that I most want to kiss 😍
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
*sigh*
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
That's some huggable shit right there
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Desiderata Gewgaw in Plantagenet!" is available
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
so many kisses 😍
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
a) I want to kiss every inch of you
b) If you ever run into any Jessens south of the border near Steinbergholz or Niebüll, they're probably descended from the Jessens who stayed home when my ancestors came to America in the 1850s, so say hi to them for me 😉
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Have just cleared my calendar 🥎
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Well that's my Xmas gift to myself sorted
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It's a very kissable face...but I'm sure you knew that 😉
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[waves from across town]
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We're all counting on you 😁
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM