Dildo Cacophony
@dildocacophony.bsky.social
Depraved alt account of a Burbank bear. 🏳️🌈 🍆 🍑 ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Last night I was hot to trot thinking about a friend on these here socials...was it YOU
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Last night I was hot to trot thinking about a friend on these here socials...was it YOU
Yes and I'd go so far as to say most PEOPLE are failing. 😁 Here's a quote I'll live by, by David Saunders, from "The World's Worst: A Guide to the Portsmouth Sinfonia" (Soberscove Press, 2020). #TheGalleryWentBust
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yes and I'd go so far as to say most PEOPLE are failing. 😁 Here's a quote I'll live by, by David Saunders, from "The World's Worst: A Guide to the Portsmouth Sinfonia" (Soberscove Press, 2020). #TheGalleryWentBust
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Basically how it feels every time I reply to someone on this thing.
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Basically how it feels every time I reply to someone on this thing.
Was reminded this morning that I still have all these things and they are all functional.
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Was reminded this morning that I still have all these things and they are all functional.
WELL if we're going to play it THAT way...one's an 11.5, one's a 12 😘
September 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
WELL if we're going to play it THAT way...one's an 11.5, one's a 12 😘
Painter James Valentine's solo show opened as a one-night stand at Conduit 742 in Hollywood tonight, and it's not a gay show per se, but this made me laugh and it's somehow sexy too - title is "Good Cop / Bad Cop".
July 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Painter James Valentine's solo show opened as a one-night stand at Conduit 742 in Hollywood tonight, and it's not a gay show per se, but this made me laugh and it's somehow sexy too - title is "Good Cop / Bad Cop".
I hope you have one of these. When I think of how many years I lived without one, I sigh
July 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hope you have one of these. When I think of how many years I lived without one, I sigh
Spent an evening browsing grunge-era record covers. Surely the discriminating queer punk of the first Clinton administration was unable to resist these delights:
The Jesus Lizard "Live at Bogart's" (7", Fan Klub, 1992)
Unrest "Animal Park" (7", TeenBeat, 1994)
The Jesus Lizard "Live at Bogart's" (7", Fan Klub, 1992)
Unrest "Animal Park" (7", TeenBeat, 1994)
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Spent an evening browsing grunge-era record covers. Surely the discriminating queer punk of the first Clinton administration was unable to resist these delights:
The Jesus Lizard "Live at Bogart's" (7", Fan Klub, 1992)
Unrest "Animal Park" (7", TeenBeat, 1994)
The Jesus Lizard "Live at Bogart's" (7", Fan Klub, 1992)
Unrest "Animal Park" (7", TeenBeat, 1994)
Monika Wegler "Der Held", from Phil Davis, Photography, 6th Ed. (William C. Brown)
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June 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Monika Wegler "Der Held", from Phil Davis, Photography, 6th Ed. (William C. Brown)
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"Monsters of War" by Scott G. Brooks
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June 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"Monsters of War" by Scott G. Brooks
www.scottgbrooks.com/product/mons...
www.scottgbrooks.com/product/mons...
John Dugdale "I Could Not See to See" (1999)
May 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
John Dugdale "I Could Not See to See" (1999)
Just binged the complete Deadwood. So nice to see our Nick O. again as the deranged Tom Mason, choking his chicken for solace 😍
May 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just binged the complete Deadwood. So nice to see our Nick O. again as the deranged Tom Mason, choking his chicken for solace 😍
You may fuck only 29 members of the 1912 University of South Dakota varsity football team (coach included). Enter your picks below
April 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You may fuck only 29 members of the 1912 University of South Dakota varsity football team (coach included). Enter your picks below
This has been my best friend for 9 years
April 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This has been my best friend for 9 years
Remember when Netflix rented discs? Remember the designation "Saved"? Whenever they had only one copy of something, and they lost it, and they didn't feel like buying another, you could add it to your "Saved" list so they could ship it to you at the end of time.
April 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Remember when Netflix rented discs? Remember the designation "Saved"? Whenever they had only one copy of something, and they lost it, and they didn't feel like buying another, you could add it to your "Saved" list so they could ship it to you at the end of time.
Do these spectacles make me look cute
April 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Do these spectacles make me look cute
WonderCon, yesterday. This one's for @wuvableoaf.bsky.social
March 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
WonderCon, yesterday. This one's for @wuvableoaf.bsky.social
Talk about my #1 bear from history
March 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Talk about my #1 bear from history
