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You're Crumbelivable
when i was a kid there was a commercial for Joe's Crab Shack using the song "simply irresistible" with the lyrics changed to "shrimply irresistible" and im not exaggerating when i say i think about it almost every day of my life. i've never been able to find it but i know it existed and it haunts me
December 17, 2024 at 10:00 PM
You're Crumbelivable
On June 19, 2027 Sabrina Capenter will execute Chapelle Roane with the support of Charlie XCX's BRAT guerrillas. Her crime? Not voting Kamala. This will be heralded as the Franz Ferdinand event of the remaining humanoids after the nuclear disasters of the 2030s
November 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
On June 19, 2027 Sabrina Capenter will execute Chapelle Roane with the support of Charlie XCX's BRAT guerrillas. Her crime? Not voting Kamala. This will be heralded as the Franz Ferdinand event of the remaining humanoids after the nuclear disasters of the 2030s