Founding Fathers: What if we created a nation where people can identify as a gun?

to be honest, I kinda like that the government takes a little money out of my paycheck to make sure I have things like roads, regulatory agencies and bombs.

The worst part about puppy training class is that I (human man) don’t get to meet the other puppies.

Asking the corporate grocery store clerk, “sales been good today?” as if they don’t get paid when they don’t happen to sell enough pizza rolls.

There is this period, right after a new president takes over and starts doing stuff where nobody has any clue what is going on and doesn’t know what to do about anything and that’s when the democrats say “somebody oughta do something about this, seems bad”

Went on a cereal bender this weekend.

The best sunsets are the ones that look like Trix yogurt.

I don’t think our politicians have our best interests at hand.

Can someone please invent a wrist watch that doesn’t get fucking disgusting after one day?

“We need to teach kids how to do taxes in school!”
No, we need to teach people how to go grocery shopping with some gd spacial awareness.

An illustration of my old apartment.

Me as Slobster Peterson for my one man sketch “The Slobster.”

A prototype I built for a design class. It supposed to be a remote, with big ill buttons like a game cube controller.

Messing in photoshop with some pics taken at Hopscotch here in Portland.