(I submitted the whole pamphlet to the New Yorker too, but I think it was all a little too specific lol)

Just like a real Silent Hill puzzle, I probably would have had to look up how to open the box.

I once kept a diary of stupid phrases I hear in Finnish:

Kaikkeen tottuu paitsi jääpuikkoon perseessä. = You get used to anything other than having an icicle in the ass

Suksi kuuseen = ski into a pine tree = piss off

Vituttaa kuin pientä eläintä = getting fucked like a small animal = I'm pissed

I already switched over, but the Windows 11 experience has pushed me to look into Garuda as a possible way out.

Just played this last month and had a blast!

What a stupid fucking timeline we live in.

youtu.be/WGRneC0sW5c?...

Welonz needs to pump up those cat numbers.

We live in the real psychological horror adventure.