My whole heart hurts... my hood has been stolen.

It's my scrapyard hood that I've had for almost 7 years... I feel like I've lost a piece of my soul. If anyone sees it at an event or has information about it, please know I'm offering a reward for its return - no questions asked.

What a time for my record player to be broken... 😭 😭 😭

Dear Google,

If you make a playlist the force autoplay it -d don't infer it's "based" off what I just listened to.

I know it's difficult to hear but you are not Spotify. Please stop trying. You lost the music app wars when you killed Google Music. YouTube Music will never be fetch.

<3

Huh... I don't think that's supposed to be a FitBit feature...

All healed up! Looking to go to 4 gauge now :3

Hey, Marlboro Bag, We had a good run. You've stuck through my parents and then me stealing. You're old as heck. You've gone to so many cons and carried so much kink in you. You got me through one more holiday... You will be missed.

I'm need a new "stuff and go" bag now...

When the fam says "I'm feeling EDM" and 2 days later you're at a Madeon concert. 🤷‍♂️😁🎹🎛️

What's that? Cross country road trip with the boys?! Let's goooooo! Moving @arrowpup.bsky.social and @vektor.bsky.social to their new place :3

Wanna know a great way to wake up in the morning and have lots of energy?

Be looking down at your phone as you walk through a door and say hello to the "Good Morning Surprise Spiderweb"!

Guaranteed to make you dance with energy as you make sure your spider friend isn't on you!

Today they told me to do the money... I've only got two paws and a dream but the view is fun :3

#HappyMarketDays

🐕: @hypno.fyi

Up at 7 and helping set up a festival! Am I awake? No. Ami having fun? Heck yeah!

Fun fact I learned today: LAX doesn't "open" until 4am...