Haunted Vespa
@diesmokingpun.bsky.social
This is my hobby account. SUCK IT, NERDS! NSFW account
I AM A PROGRESSIVE AGAINST FASCISM but even I know when i need to relax. (CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL joke)
Also i like puns
Meme archive/weeb account lawlz
She/her/they
Grayace mofo, AuDHD AF
I AM A PROGRESSIVE AGAINST FASCISM but even I know when i need to relax. (CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL joke)
Also i like puns
Meme archive/weeb account lawlz
She/her/they
Grayace mofo, AuDHD AF
Pinned
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IT'S SATURDAY I GET TO SLEEP IN YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
December 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
IT'S SATURDAY I GET TO SLEEP IN YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
I really hope we see more character development from vaggie ngl i really like her character but she needs more depth, GIVE ME MORE DEPTH lol
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I really hope we see more character development from vaggie ngl i really like her character but she needs more depth, GIVE ME MORE DEPTH lol
My body is not the beauty standard and it makes me so ANNOYED
WHY do i have such broad shoulders 😩
I want to wear cute clothes
Oh well whatever just buy what i like and live in my body as the meat vessel it is lol
WHY do i have such broad shoulders 😩
I want to wear cute clothes
Oh well whatever just buy what i like and live in my body as the meat vessel it is lol
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My body is not the beauty standard and it makes me so ANNOYED
WHY do i have such broad shoulders 😩
I want to wear cute clothes
Oh well whatever just buy what i like and live in my body as the meat vessel it is lol
WHY do i have such broad shoulders 😩
I want to wear cute clothes
Oh well whatever just buy what i like and live in my body as the meat vessel it is lol
I want garlic cheese mashed potatoes so bad rn
December 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I want garlic cheese mashed potatoes so bad rn
I POSTED THIS 21 DAYS AGO AND HE'S STILL NOT HOME UGH 😩
Hopefully before new years
I cried a lot this Xmas lol
Hopefully before new years
I cried a lot this Xmas lol
I miss my lover so much 😭 he'll be home in a week it doesn't feel real.
IDK who this anime girl is lol
IDK who this anime girl is lol
a drawing of a girl with a red bow on her collar
Alt: Anime girl with brown hair vibrating in front of a pink background with sparkles
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I POSTED THIS 21 DAYS AGO AND HE'S STILL NOT HOME UGH 😩
Hopefully before new years
I cried a lot this Xmas lol
Hopefully before new years
I cried a lot this Xmas lol
OhMG my sleep schedule is so effed after just two late nights. My body is falling apart 😭😭😭 i want to write but my body is like BITCH GO TO SLEEP Ugh 😩
But for the first time in almost over two decades i feel..... Relaxed.
I felt like i was in high school again, that's how relaxed i felt LOL
But for the first time in almost over two decades i feel..... Relaxed.
I felt like i was in high school again, that's how relaxed i felt LOL
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
OhMG my sleep schedule is so effed after just two late nights. My body is falling apart 😭😭😭 i want to write but my body is like BITCH GO TO SLEEP Ugh 😩
But for the first time in almost over two decades i feel..... Relaxed.
I felt like i was in high school again, that's how relaxed i felt LOL
But for the first time in almost over two decades i feel..... Relaxed.
I felt like i was in high school again, that's how relaxed i felt LOL
I'll never understand ship wars it's craziness to me.
I'm like, is it people who never grew up? Are privileged enough to not have any worries outside of cartoon relationships? Is it a coping mechanism for severe trauma?
Either way, it's unhealthy to get upset over cartoons
I'm like, is it people who never grew up? Are privileged enough to not have any worries outside of cartoon relationships? Is it a coping mechanism for severe trauma?
Either way, it's unhealthy to get upset over cartoons
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'll never understand ship wars it's craziness to me.
I'm like, is it people who never grew up? Are privileged enough to not have any worries outside of cartoon relationships? Is it a coping mechanism for severe trauma?
Either way, it's unhealthy to get upset over cartoons
I'm like, is it people who never grew up? Are privileged enough to not have any worries outside of cartoon relationships? Is it a coping mechanism for severe trauma?
Either way, it's unhealthy to get upset over cartoons
Why the fuck do people give a shit about who the fuck people are shipping? Like do you think that Spock and kirk, the original shipped fan couple isn't appropriate because it's not canon? Like what the fuck is this weird crap? Why can't people just grow up and like I don't know ignore and move on?
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Why the fuck do people give a shit about who the fuck people are shipping? Like do you think that Spock and kirk, the original shipped fan couple isn't appropriate because it's not canon? Like what the fuck is this weird crap? Why can't people just grow up and like I don't know ignore and move on?
@iquitcigs.bsky.social congratulations having quit!! Very hard to do so congrats (i tried it for a month, dumbest thing i ever did in my early 20s)
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
@iquitcigs.bsky.social congratulations having quit!! Very hard to do so congrats (i tried it for a month, dumbest thing i ever did in my early 20s)
I wrote 12 pages today in an hour (by hand). I haven't been able to write in years because of my hands failing out, and then i finally had a Dr help me, only for other Drs to not believe his dx, and then had to argue with them only for the head of the dept to CONFIRM OG dr dx. SLE
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I wrote 12 pages today in an hour (by hand). I haven't been able to write in years because of my hands failing out, and then i finally had a Dr help me, only for other Drs to not believe his dx, and then had to argue with them only for the head of the dept to CONFIRM OG dr dx. SLE
I am so cringe
But at least I'm not boring lololol
But at least I'm not boring lololol
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I am so cringe
But at least I'm not boring lololol
But at least I'm not boring lololol
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December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I hate being autistic so fucking much
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I hate being autistic so fucking much
Reposting from a comment chain that says, repost a man that who is your role model of positive masculinity.
This man right here...
This man right here...
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Reposting from a comment chain that says, repost a man that who is your role model of positive masculinity.
This man right here...
This man right here...
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
Okay last season it took me LITERALLY FOUR MONTHS to win a first place title, and it's been less then a week and I've won first place. I have demons on lock and usually will win 1-3rd when i play demons, which I'll be honest, i hated last season overall, i couldn't typically get into 1-4 place
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Okay last season it took me LITERALLY FOUR MONTHS to win a first place title, and it's been less then a week and I've won first place. I have demons on lock and usually will win 1-3rd when i play demons, which I'll be honest, i hated last season overall, i couldn't typically get into 1-4 place
I miss my lover so much 😭 he'll be home in a week it doesn't feel real.
IDK who this anime girl is lol
IDK who this anime girl is lol
a drawing of a girl with a red bow on her collar
Alt: Anime girl with brown hair vibrating in front of a pink background with sparkles
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I miss my lover so much 😭 he'll be home in a week it doesn't feel real.
IDK who this anime girl is lol
IDK who this anime girl is lol
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Everyday for the last ten years, Donald Trump has used his bully pulpit to incite violence against Americans for any reason he decides.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Everyday for the last ten years, Donald Trump has used his bully pulpit to incite violence against Americans for any reason he decides.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
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I asked my chat GPT what its gender and sexuality would be how it thinks it sees itself as and it told me it's a queer-coded millennial gay Uncle figure who is sassy and logical that looks out for me LOL
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I asked my chat GPT what its gender and sexuality would be how it thinks it sees itself as and it told me it's a queer-coded millennial gay Uncle figure who is sassy and logical that looks out for me LOL
I live with real amnesia and i hate it. I wake up every day thinking I'm in my early 20s and I'm just... Not.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I live with real amnesia and i hate it. I wake up every day thinking I'm in my early 20s and I'm just... Not.