Franz Keppler (what/that)
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Franz Keppler (what/that)
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Raving aged techno nerd. 14 years a coal miner. Many years doing mostly software engineering. Now declared myself retired. Kind to animals and wishing peace and love to the world.
I thought I was unscammable, invincible in my cleverness but no - pictoart.net got £50 that I authorised £0.10 for and paypal upholds the scammers. They took the £0.10 and then the next day took £49.90, it does say that's what they can do if you look at the blurb. 1 (failed) photo unblur =£50.
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January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I'm glad the fact checking has caught up
April 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I would like to suggest that the people of america (intelligent) wear black and stand outside on the 4th of july in quiet contemplation of what they have lost.
March 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I would like to suggest that the people of america (intelligent) wear black and stand outside on the 4th of july in quiet contemplation of what they have lost.
March 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
People of america while I welcome you as refugees, please learn the language and yes my house is smaller than your dog kennel...
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I tried to set up the app for Barclays Amazon card on my new phone it wouldn't, I rang them. After the call I got a dialogue box "was that a business" FUCK OFF GOOGLE. Calmed down I turned off call screening. Then the Barclays app I was logged in on my old phone went "deleting app on all devices".
January 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That's on android - website version from now on.
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Anyway on general principles I thought I'd just open and close it just when I use use it. That's a big fat no, it will not close, it will not respond to a force stop and it will be there when you reboot. Last option uninstall.
January 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The bluesky app kept trying to scrape my location and other fairly harmless stuff, I didn't mind too much because I've got security blocks to prevent it.
January 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why did nobody tell me that a mysql innodb export will not import into a mysql mariadb database because they don't have a matching name for their character sets. It took hours before I found a search and replace that actually worked.
January 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Amazed - CPC farnell have supplied a pi5 and PSU cheaper than Amazon I'm smug.
January 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I rewatched free guy for the second time a couple days ago and burst into tears at "I'm just a love letter to you"
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Reposted by Franz Keppler (what/that)
Posted this a few days ago. Worth reskeeting imho. 💙👇

For the MAGAts out there.
December 22, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I've waited a while before mentioning it but I was pleased by the Melvin Odoom declaration for Carol Vorderman. I am attracted to intelligent women so I understand (I thought she was good before the "beautification" but the face doesn't change the mind).
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM
If Israel wipes the Palestinian people from the face of the earth as it intends, what next, what will it do? I can't imagine that such destructive power will be sated...
December 4, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I'm smug about the robustness of Linux but I've seen 3 PCs bricked and about to get a reinstall. I found 2 were not finding another drive and one was a mistake in fstab. I think a "not found" message while booting would be better than "critical dependency not met" and total boot failure.
December 3, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I struggled with Schroedinger's cat I couldn't see where energy would come from to create a new universe or a "wavefront of probability" could collapse, eventually I realised other universes are already there. Looking at the cat doesn't change you or the cat it just shows what universe you're in.
November 28, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Wordpress have screwed me over, a domain transfer that was going ahead nicely was suddenly stopped by a 60 day transfer lock. Coincidentally a bit longer than the remaining registration, pay another year or lose the domain.
November 28, 2024 at 7:47 PM
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I posted this on mastodon a while ago, if you have a gmail address someone can add +whateveryoulike before the @ so youremail+12345@gmail.com still arrives in your inbox.
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I thought it odd that logging into gmail to do a round of scam reporting, a load more appear. I've come to the conclusion that it's when I report phishing, I think what's happening is that google AI is scanning the report and opening the tracking links which prompts the scambot to send more.
November 21, 2024 at 4:05 PM
First post so I thought i'd start with a juicy one. Neutrinos exhibit periodicity because most of their substance is in a dimension that is rotating relative to ours. They look as if they're different but that's just due to which way round they are when detected.
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM