Kekiinaadikaka
@dieostvolker.bsky.social
I speak 🇬🇧, 🇪🇸, 🇫🇷
Studying 🇷🇺
Studying 🇷🇺
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HIMARS at work. A bunch of occupiers were eliminated near Pokrovsk🔥
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 AM
HIMARS at work. A bunch of occupiers were eliminated near Pokrovsk🔥
A lady coworker posted, "Somewhere out there, I'm someone's type 🙂↕️"
I posted, "Somewhere out there, there's a tomboy who's my type 🙂↕️"
We'll see what happens 😁
I posted, "Somewhere out there, there's a tomboy who's my type 🙂↕️"
We'll see what happens 😁
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
A lady coworker posted, "Somewhere out there, I'm someone's type 🙂↕️"
I posted, "Somewhere out there, there's a tomboy who's my type 🙂↕️"
We'll see what happens 😁
I posted, "Somewhere out there, there's a tomboy who's my type 🙂↕️"
We'll see what happens 😁
Last night, my roommate's dog pissed right outside my door. I slipped and fell, and now my knee pops with every step
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Last night, my roommate's dog pissed right outside my door. I slipped and fell, and now my knee pops with every step
Tinkerbell just threatened to cut my balls off
I tell her, "Damn, I didn't realise you wanted them so badly. I can help you with that, just say the word 😈"
I tell her, "Damn, I didn't realise you wanted them so badly. I can help you with that, just say the word 😈"
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Tinkerbell just threatened to cut my balls off
I tell her, "Damn, I didn't realise you wanted them so badly. I can help you with that, just say the word 😈"
I tell her, "Damn, I didn't realise you wanted them so badly. I can help you with that, just say the word 😈"
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
I might get to see Tinkerbell tomorrow 😁
Just got to wait for her to give me the proper time
Just got to wait for her to give me the proper time
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I might get to see Tinkerbell tomorrow 😁
Just got to wait for her to give me the proper time
Just got to wait for her to give me the proper time
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Sanctioned Russian cargo ship "Ursa Major", which sank off Spain in 2024, was carrying two VM-4SG nuclear reactors intended for North Korea.
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Sanctioned Russian cargo ship "Ursa Major", which sank off Spain in 2024, was carrying two VM-4SG nuclear reactors intended for North Korea.
I told the Villain, "Tinkerbell is a nasty lady that I'm talking to"
"A sexy lady? 😳"
"What? No, well, that too. But no, nasty"
"A sexy lady? 😳"
"What? No, well, that too. But no, nasty"
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I told the Villain, "Tinkerbell is a nasty lady that I'm talking to"
"A sexy lady? 😳"
"What? No, well, that too. But no, nasty"
"A sexy lady? 😳"
"What? No, well, that too. But no, nasty"
All of my coworkers have gone home for the night. I can't but feel an intense jealousy towards all of them
How come their families still love them? Why haven't their parents disowned them yet?
Mind you, I'm happy for all of them. I'm just angry that I can't have what they have.
How come their families still love them? Why haven't their parents disowned them yet?
Mind you, I'm happy for all of them. I'm just angry that I can't have what they have.
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
All of my coworkers have gone home for the night. I can't but feel an intense jealousy towards all of them
How come their families still love them? Why haven't their parents disowned them yet?
Mind you, I'm happy for all of them. I'm just angry that I can't have what they have.
How come their families still love them? Why haven't their parents disowned them yet?
Mind you, I'm happy for all of them. I'm just angry that I can't have what they have.
My ex is starting to reach out to me
Why now? After 8 years?
Why now? After 8 years?
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My ex is starting to reach out to me
Why now? After 8 years?
Why now? After 8 years?
I asked the Runt, "If you could choose how you die, what would it be?"
She say, "In my sleep. And you?"
I tell her, "A heart attack in the middle of a threesome"
She say, "In my sleep. And you?"
I tell her, "A heart attack in the middle of a threesome"
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I asked the Runt, "If you could choose how you die, what would it be?"
She say, "In my sleep. And you?"
I tell her, "A heart attack in the middle of a threesome"
She say, "In my sleep. And you?"
I tell her, "A heart attack in the middle of a threesome"
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Putin can’t protect Russian planes, oil refineries, sub stations or apparently its Generals in yet another assignation.
Russian chats having a meltdown.
Russian chats having a meltdown.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Putin can’t protect Russian planes, oil refineries, sub stations or apparently its Generals in yet another assignation.
Russian chats having a meltdown.
Russian chats having a meltdown.
You ever have those moments where you're letting out a real pleasant fart, but then a turd starts to creep out, so you clench everything and suck the thing back into your body?
December 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You ever have those moments where you're letting out a real pleasant fart, but then a turd starts to creep out, so you clench everything and suck the thing back into your body?
Now I'm back home
Tinkerbell is excited that I'm back, and wants to see me soon.
I cannot wait for her to come over and suck on my toes again
Tinkerbell is excited that I'm back, and wants to see me soon.
I cannot wait for her to come over and suck on my toes again
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Now I'm back home
Tinkerbell is excited that I'm back, and wants to see me soon.
I cannot wait for her to come over and suck on my toes again
Tinkerbell is excited that I'm back, and wants to see me soon.
I cannot wait for her to come over and suck on my toes again
I think I'll call this one "Lev"
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think I'll call this one "Lev"
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On the Link back to my room, and there's this one specimen that looks just like Ellie 🤣
I kind of want to show her a picture of the character, but no. You just don't go up to strangers that way.
I kind of want to show her a picture of the character, but no. You just don't go up to strangers that way.
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
On the Link back to my room, and there's this one specimen that looks just like Ellie 🤣
I kind of want to show her a picture of the character, but no. You just don't go up to strangers that way.
I kind of want to show her a picture of the character, but no. You just don't go up to strangers that way.
Здесь у нас много уёбки
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Здесь у нас много уёбки
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Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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Woke and saw a News notification on my phone, and thought, “FINALLY, some fun news, instead of more hate and dread to start my day.”
And then I saw everyone’s favorite Bluesky Dino expert wrote it 🥰 @restingdinoface.bsky.social
And then I saw everyone’s favorite Bluesky Dino expert wrote it 🥰 @restingdinoface.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Woke and saw a News notification on my phone, and thought, “FINALLY, some fun news, instead of more hate and dread to start my day.”
And then I saw everyone’s favorite Bluesky Dino expert wrote it 🥰 @restingdinoface.bsky.social
And then I saw everyone’s favorite Bluesky Dino expert wrote it 🥰 @restingdinoface.bsky.social
God, there are so many twinks here 😁
The only trouble is finding one that likes me back 😭
The only trouble is finding one that likes me back 😭
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
God, there are so many twinks here 😁
The only trouble is finding one that likes me back 😭
The only trouble is finding one that likes me back 😭
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My youngest nephew turned 21 recently. The day after, his friend died. Aged 20 from an undiagnosed aneurism. They buried her last week.
That thing you keep putting off, but really want to do?
Just do it ♥️
That thing you keep putting off, but really want to do?
Just do it ♥️
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My youngest nephew turned 21 recently. The day after, his friend died. Aged 20 from an undiagnosed aneurism. They buried her last week.
That thing you keep putting off, but really want to do?
Just do it ♥️
That thing you keep putting off, but really want to do?
Just do it ♥️
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Russia is criticizing Europe on free speech.
You just couldn’t invent a better joke.
You just couldn’t invent a better joke.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Russia is criticizing Europe on free speech.
You just couldn’t invent a better joke.
You just couldn’t invent a better joke.
I'm staying in a chilled out Mos Eisley's cantina
Hippies, communists, підараси как я, British, Chinese, Hindus, Sikhs, and Russians
I could get used to a place like this
Hippies, communists, підараси как я, British, Chinese, Hindus, Sikhs, and Russians
I could get used to a place like this
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm staying in a chilled out Mos Eisley's cantina
Hippies, communists, підараси как я, British, Chinese, Hindus, Sikhs, and Russians
I could get used to a place like this
Hippies, communists, підараси как я, British, Chinese, Hindus, Sikhs, and Russians
I could get used to a place like this