funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

There is too much awful shit in this timeline.

I wish the TVA would just take me to The Void already.

I don’t think Linda McMahon should be Education Secretary but can we please stop the professional wrestling slander.

Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.

i guess my first real post should be my doggie in the springtime :)

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but as we brace for whatever is coming next, remember to secure your oxygen mask first.

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ME: things are too serious for me to waste time thinking up jokes now. im done with social media, maybe forever

ALSO ME: the Scooby doo universe is exactly the same as ours except their Jesus Christ figure was named Jinkies Crinkies. also vampires and monsters are real but only sometimes