Another sign of our divided country: Half of these Spring Breakers booked a hotel on the Gulf of Mexico. The other half booked their stay on the Gulf of America. What was supposed to be a week free of politics has torn this polycule apart. #springbreak

Ah, yes. The Christmas classics!

Rapsheet burying the lede about how new conjoined twin helmet tech opening accessibility doors

Boomer memes are getting ultragiga woke

Our hotel making the ridiculous claim that Heavy Breakfast Traffic is a fork situation. If we're fighting over the last waffle under the cloche, it's #bladesallday

I can see why Miillennials are getting body slammed culturally by Gen Z. Every young Zoomer I meet is coded powerlifting NB unembarrassed to wear a mullet. 'Llennials never had that confidence, especially when the most brave thing they did was wear mom jeans

They asked me if I could get this to connect to the 5G

LULZ
"The only way to stop a bad AI with an AI is a good AI with an AI"

i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can

resolved: people who insist that all social media sites must be places where users are constantly encountering and arguing with people over fundamental disagreement do so because their actual, real lives are echo chambers where they do not encounter any meaningful difference from day-to-day.

Just like on Election Day, I went to bed early knowing that the Internet would let me know what was the most important thing to happen. Thank you, Internet.

The Pro-Trump board of trustees at these small colleges supporting a President who will decrease access to their schools is such an epic #selfown

A millennial student in my summer course today requested that I play this song during the break
Falling In Reverse - "Last Resort (Reimagined)" - YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESOjt2_yJrU