sometimes an insult is simultaneously so targeted and so uncalled for that it just straight-up unmoors you from reality, like the brief liminal space you inhabit when you hit your head. I think this is that

Sending good thoughts, and a mushroom from the petrified forest

I've been using an ultrasound jewelry/glasses cleaner and have kept mine sparkling for years! The extra size is worth it to be able to clean my glasses too

If you've booked directly with the airlines (not Expedia, Travelocity, etc) and you have travel over the next week, I REALLY recommend calling a travel agent and asking them to Claim The Record.

They will take over your booking from the airline, & have the ability to help if something goes wrong.