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Welshworrier
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Bit banger of old, should really know better at his age
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

DICTATOR: novelty shaped vegetable that you don't see much on TV these days
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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MISSILES: homesick for the Shetlands.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary MUON: To continue imitating a cow.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Man about the house on that's TV channel.

They've just had a discussion on the football team r*ping the goal scorer and then hypothecating on whether the new boyfriend is "bent"...

Of its time..
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Started watching Talamasca: the secret order and have to say it gives me the same feeling as "The Magicians" did.

Enjoying it so far.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Inspired by the brave frog protesters sandwich throwers and a nod to banksy www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1756...
Frog Revolution by HappyToast | Redbubble
Inspired by the brave frog protesters, sandwich throwers and b*nksy
www.redbubble.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Forlorn: grass seed
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bowling this weekend was a bit odd as the alley held a meeting for the local furry group. A load of people turned up with suitcases containing their outfits and donned then before bowling.

Have to say it's an interesting handicapping method.
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Just watching bewitched on rewind TV. Guest starring Adam West as Kermit!
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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More Halloween 🎶 (Scary 👻)

Track 12 🍣👣

Fish With Feet

Buy the song. Download them all. Or just listen for free. (Very scary 👻👻👻)

The entire album is a horror show 👹

It's the perfect Halloween gift for someone who doesn't want it.

boothbygraffoe.bandcamp.com/album/bang-i...
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Using an anti-dandruff shampoo is tricho-treating
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
#lunchpun

While watching science fiction movies I like playing the Brandenburg concertos over the audio and having a drink.

It's a bit Bach in alien
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The latest demonstration of reach media targeted adverts being rubbish.
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@quidco.bsky.social
Looks like someone has hacked the online witches game Quidco are running
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today's "what was I thinking" purchase.

It actually tastes quite nice.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
See that Pizza Hut are promoting their new "Flatzz" pizzas.

I'm presuming they are named after what they expect to build on their closing stores.
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
#lunchpun

Went to Bonnie Tyler's Christmas party last year but she wouldn't eat anything from the tub of Quality Street I took. Turns out she was holding out for a hero.
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
#TurnHOWLintoAnAcronym

Hurts
Orifice
Without
Lubrication
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just watched "The Roses".

I enjoyed it as the interactions between Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman worked well. Ending was annoying but I can see why it was done.

A very British feel to the film.
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Robbery: to inter someone called Bob
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Transformer: another word for "dead naming" in the LGBTQ+ community
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ai adverts really need some regulation.

Got this on YT, reported it but don't expect anything to be done as usual.

Martin Lewis eh?
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Oh god, we're now in the "band featuring xxxxx" stage of the 80s.

#TOTP
October 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM