Cleaning out my office in preparation for a new desk, and I found my senior pictures. When was I ever that young, and why did I have my own male loneliness epidemic in high school?

Oswald Bates ass motherfucker.

We’re reinventing D.A.R.E. for the War on Drugs 2: Electric Boogaloo

THIS IS NOT A “PIZZA STICK”. It’s a damn hot pocket.

One of the downsides of working from home is it’s easy to become a shut in. One of the upsides is my office mate is cute