Boner Pills for Algernon
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Few things will damage your belief in the American ability for self-governance like reading the Facebook comment on your local newspaper’s page.
March 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Few things will damage your belief in the American ability for self-governance like reading the Facebook comment on your local newspaper’s page.
Because my caveman ancestors fucked around with wolf puppies I have a little assole living with me who will shit on my carpet if I don’t let her out enough.
February 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Because my caveman ancestors fucked around with wolf puppies I have a little assole living with me who will shit on my carpet if I don’t let her out enough.
I think I’m racist against AI. I don’t care to consort with those of the robot race.
February 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think I’m racist against AI. I don’t care to consort with those of the robot race.
I hate that my fellow Americans are descending into being a pack of flaming assholes and it’s making me cling harder to my humanity, compassion and Sunny optimism.
Because I suck at that shit.
Because I suck at that shit.
February 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I hate that my fellow Americans are descending into being a pack of flaming assholes and it’s making me cling harder to my humanity, compassion and Sunny optimism.
Because I suck at that shit.
Because I suck at that shit.
The fact that I have a weekly pharmacy run makes me feel older than methuselah
January 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The fact that I have a weekly pharmacy run makes me feel older than methuselah
All I needed to know about prophecy I learned from the gospels and Battlestar Galactica.
1. When prophecy is fulfilled it’s not how anyone expects it will be
2. god is a bastard with delusions of being a writer on the Twilight Zone.
1. When prophecy is fulfilled it’s not how anyone expects it will be
2. god is a bastard with delusions of being a writer on the Twilight Zone.
January 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
All I needed to know about prophecy I learned from the gospels and Battlestar Galactica.
1. When prophecy is fulfilled it’s not how anyone expects it will be
2. god is a bastard with delusions of being a writer on the Twilight Zone.
1. When prophecy is fulfilled it’s not how anyone expects it will be
2. god is a bastard with delusions of being a writer on the Twilight Zone.
It’s just not possible to overstate how big a touchstone the Battlestar Galactica reboot is for me. It’s on prime video RN so I’m rewatching it.
January 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It’s just not possible to overstate how big a touchstone the Battlestar Galactica reboot is for me. It’s on prime video RN so I’m rewatching it.
I posted that picture of my senior photos to my Facebook yesterday, and 3 women I’ve been intimate with in the past heart reacted to it.
I know I’m reading way more into it than is warranted, but I still think I’m going to let it inflate my ego a bit.
I know I’m reading way more into it than is warranted, but I still think I’m going to let it inflate my ego a bit.
January 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I posted that picture of my senior photos to my Facebook yesterday, and 3 women I’ve been intimate with in the past heart reacted to it.
I know I’m reading way more into it than is warranted, but I still think I’m going to let it inflate my ego a bit.
I know I’m reading way more into it than is warranted, but I still think I’m going to let it inflate my ego a bit.
Cleaning out my office in preparation for a new desk, and I found my senior pictures. When was I ever that young, and why did I have my own male loneliness epidemic in high school?
January 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Cleaning out my office in preparation for a new desk, and I found my senior pictures. When was I ever that young, and why did I have my own male loneliness epidemic in high school?
Has there ever been a video with this background music that wasn’t mind
Numbingly stupid?
youtu.be/Uzn9BJtoTGw?...
Numbingly stupid?
youtu.be/Uzn9BJtoTGw?...
Suspense music box full version
YouTube video by Mert Çakır
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January 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Has there ever been a video with this background music that wasn’t mind
Numbingly stupid?
youtu.be/Uzn9BJtoTGw?...
Numbingly stupid?
youtu.be/Uzn9BJtoTGw?...
I don’t dread dying and being called to account for my sins against God. He’s a big boy, he can fuckin’ deal
I dread going to my grave and being called to account for my transgressions against those I love.
I dread going to my grave and being called to account for my transgressions against those I love.
January 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I don’t dread dying and being called to account for my sins against God. He’s a big boy, he can fuckin’ deal
I dread going to my grave and being called to account for my transgressions against those I love.
I dread going to my grave and being called to account for my transgressions against those I love.
My contrary nature is intersecting with the coarsening of the American soul in interesting ways.
January 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My contrary nature is intersecting with the coarsening of the American soul in interesting ways.
MASH was the best video adaptation of Catch-22 we could have hoped for.
January 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
MASH was the best video adaptation of Catch-22 we could have hoped for.
Is it weird that I get drunk and wanna drunk dial my son and tell him I’m proud of him?
January 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Is it weird that I get drunk and wanna drunk dial my son and tell him I’m proud of him?
I’m done thinking with my dick. Gonna start thinking with YOUR dick.
January 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m done thinking with my dick. Gonna start thinking with YOUR dick.
Pooping right after a shower feels like a defeat somehow.
January 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Pooping right after a shower feels like a defeat somehow.
Safeway asking me for donations every time I buy something has turned me into a heartless bastard. I turned down giving to puppies with Cancer when I bought beer today. I can scroll by a go fund me easy.
I’m not sure living in the modern world is good for my soul or Karma.
I’m not sure living in the modern world is good for my soul or Karma.
January 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Safeway asking me for donations every time I buy something has turned me into a heartless bastard. I turned down giving to puppies with Cancer when I bought beer today. I can scroll by a go fund me easy.
I’m not sure living in the modern world is good for my soul or Karma.
I’m not sure living in the modern world is good for my soul or Karma.
Not to brag, but I can get you 1.86 lead roles in cages for 1 walk-on part in the war.
January 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not to brag, but I can get you 1.86 lead roles in cages for 1 walk-on part in the war.
A unreasonable portion of my brain is taken up remembering lyrics to songs I haven’t heard since 1987.
January 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
A unreasonable portion of my brain is taken up remembering lyrics to songs I haven’t heard since 1987.
You have heard it said “don’t believe everything you read on the internet” but I say unto you “google competently”
January 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
You have heard it said “don’t believe everything you read on the internet” but I say unto you “google competently”
The real danger with pot is it makes you feel ok with where you’re at.
And maybe you shouldn’t be ok.
And maybe you shouldn’t be ok.
December 7, 2024 at 8:30 PM
The real danger with pot is it makes you feel ok with where you’re at.
And maybe you shouldn’t be ok.
And maybe you shouldn’t be ok.
Pretty sure a lot of mistrust of big pharma comes from the fact that they turned AIDS into diabetes +.
December 7, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Pretty sure a lot of mistrust of big pharma comes from the fact that they turned AIDS into diabetes +.
Eichmann wasn’t vile because he hated Jews and wanted to murder them all. He was evil because he saw, or should have seen that the systematic elimination of a people was and collaborated, even tried to better it.
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Eichmann wasn’t vile because he hated Jews and wanted to murder them all. He was evil because he saw, or should have seen that the systematic elimination of a people was and collaborated, even tried to better it.
Oswald Bates ass motherfucker.
December 5, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Oswald Bates ass motherfucker.