He’s obviously a dogshit fighter but his true superpower is getting real actual good fighters to completely debase themselves publicly. That’s a skill, I guess

Welcome to the light side, my friend! Happy to have you

Ok NOW we’re talking. These should be the stakes of every fight

Can’t happen soon enough as far as I’m concerned

I think his only flaw is that he’s TOO handsome and doesn’t fall for enough conspiracies. And his children like him TOO much