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Diatol
@diatol.bsky.social
Sarcasm. Magic: the Gathering. Dogs.🪿🪄🐕
I remember as a kid when the low temps and snow on this were considered warm this time of year. Now the 70 degrees seems normal and people complain that it is cold when it is 40s.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Remember to take a break before you start tough jobs. It is definitely okay if it turns into a nappy-nap. #germanshepherd
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm not certain about the functionality of this new style of seat warmers but it probably sells well. #germanshepherd
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Probably Pongify but it could be Brainstorm or Ponder. Hard to say but I'd guess its Pongify.
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yeah but to be fair, he only loves he pawrents. 🤷🏻‍♂️
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
International Dog Day ? Sorry no dog pics, I only have a toasted roll but I guess I can share. #germanshepherd
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you want to talk to me lately, just be prepared that half of my conversation is going to be about my dog or I'm not enjoying our conversation. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It is what it is. When I go home, I'm going to talk to him about his day as well. Feel free to talk about your dog also... no no, feel encouraged.
August 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He does not aprove of your fireworks. He feels you are celebrating freedom from a monarchy while bending over and taking it from behind by a government that wants you to accept a new orange douche monarch. #germanshepherd
July 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Honestly an improvement on their logo.
June 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Have a good weekend! #germanshepherd
May 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oh hai! (Keep it going!)
May 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Your first commander and most recent commander are now a partner card like in March of the Machine! Who are they and what do they do? Gandalf bringing in big friends with value and Jarad eats them for value? I don't know about this 😬
April 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Four cards to get to know me. 😎
April 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@absinth009.bsky.social finally gifted me a good creature to copy. @infinitokens.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Look, he doesn't have to explain himself to me... but I sure am curious to know why this position. #germanshepherd
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I have two. Alena/Kodama and Raffine. I have spent the last year or so getting it all foiled out. Sadly it has three cards that do not exist in foil and one more I want to add that is also not foil 😔
March 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I just randomly took a picture to show my wife how cute Oko was in your lap. Perfectly timed to capture the fun of a Sheoldred and two Lilianas.
March 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I have a thing for birds lately. Love these two lil friends. Dragonhawk is gruesome. He loves a good Grafted Exoskeleton.
March 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Look, I ran out of food and therefor value as the substitute human. This guy makes a point to go across the room and position himself to look as annoyed as possible directly toward me. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I'm a terrible dog-dad. #germanshepherd
February 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No!!! It found us! I will have to use my snow blower for the first time all winter. 😔
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
He can hear the snow falling... everywhere! #germanshepherd
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My wife also is doing this...

Mouth watering
January 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So beautiful outside! 🥵
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
But we're on a rollercoaster!! Wooohoooo!!! Wait no no no noooooo!!!!
January 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM