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Diatol
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Sarcasm. Magic: the Gathering. Dogs.🪿🪄🐕
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Gotta love the pre-zoomy pump fake! #germanshepherd
Remember to take a break before you start tough jobs. It is definitely okay if it turns into a nappy-nap. #germanshepherd
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm not certain about the functionality of this new style of seat warmers but it probably sells well. #germanshepherd
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My wife cast her first Ezuri's Predation tonight. She didn't grasp entirely what the spell was as Rashmi cast it for free off an 11mana spell but when she started counting to 24... "Was that a good spell?" 🤣

Watching new players do huge things is rather fun to watch.
September 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
International Dog Day ? Sorry no dog pics, I only have a toasted roll but I guess I can share. #germanshepherd
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you want to talk to me lately, just be prepared that half of my conversation is going to be about my dog or I'm not enjoying our conversation. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It is what it is. When I go home, I'm going to talk to him about his day as well. Feel free to talk about your dog also... no no, feel encouraged.
August 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He does not aprove of your fireworks. He feels you are celebrating freedom from a monarchy while bending over and taking it from behind by a government that wants you to accept a new orange douche monarch. #germanshepherd
July 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Have a good weekend! #germanshepherd
May 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oh hai! (Keep it going!)
May 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Wealthy people in my community: Why are there so many homeless people!?

The city: We're going to work with evelopers to build some low-income and subsidized housing!

Wealthy people: What!? in MY community!!?? NEVAR!! 😡😡

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Your first commander and most recent commander are now a partner card like in March of the Machine! Who are they and what do they do? Gandalf bringing in big friends with value and Jarad eats them for value? I don't know about this 😬
April 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Four cards to get to know me. 😎
April 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The worst part about being almost 40 is seeing your neighbors both mowing their lawn when you thought you had a few more days. Obligated to participate.

Remember, peer pressure is real!
April 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@absinth009.bsky.social finally gifted me a good creature to copy. @infinitokens.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Hey all yall hotties, be sure to hang out with me, @trebek19.bsky.social, @thejotun.bsky.social, & @rebeldad68.bsky.social tonight at 9 est. while we wizard battle! Hope to see you there 🩷

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April 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What I needed on a Monday was to be included on an e-mail with 152 people hitting Reply All with "Got it!" And "Ok."

I hope you are all slightly inconvenienced today or get stuck in traffic on the way home or step on a lego or touch the gum under a table.
March 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Look, he doesn't have to explain himself to me... but I sure am curious to know why this position. #germanshepherd
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How is America a real place let alone "great" when we get an email warning everyone around the state that we can't use certain words on websites and social media?

Some being "marginalized" and another "accessible" or how about "welcoming" ?
February 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Look, I ran out of food and therefor value as the substitute human. This guy makes a point to go across the room and position himself to look as annoyed as possible directly toward me. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I'm a terrible dog-dad. #germanshepherd
February 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
No!!! It found us! I will have to use my snow blower for the first time all winter. 😔
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
He can hear the snow falling... everywhere! #germanshepherd
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Everyone calm down. It was NOT a Nazi salute. Okay and even if it was, he was clearly joking. You know, in fact, it was a show of unity and has never been associated with Nazis. So just remember, totally not a Nazi salute. A unity salute! 😌
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You mean there was not a riot where people were killed today for an election certification? Weird.
January 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I see him like this just minutes after freaking out that I used the bathroom with the door closed. My bad. I forgot what kind of crazy I live with. #germanshepherd
January 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What were you eating?

Nuffin. Why? #germanshepherd
December 23, 2024 at 7:03 PM