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@diandelion.bsky.social
collector of corvids, mother of juniper, supposed milf, self proclaimed bi witch, and @crowcomplex.bsky.social’s dandelion 🌼
she/her • ♓︎ • 27
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@diandelion.bsky.social
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a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
if i’m being obnoxious you can blame our system at work. all i can do is take calls, and i can’t open any accounts to send in tickets, so ive got some extra time
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if i’m being obnoxious you can blame our system at work. all i can do is take calls, and i can’t open any accounts to send in tickets, so ive got some extra time
god dammit i was just trying to drink my water
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
god dammit i was just trying to drink my water
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rahhhh i’m having anxiety
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
rahhhh i’m having anxiety
i can’t not participate in picrews
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i can’t not participate in picrews
you will learn what “paraphernalia” and “perpetual” and “ominous” mean, and you will LIKE IT
unfortunately for the teenagers in my house, most in depth conversations with me seem to turn into vocabulary lessons for them lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
you will learn what “paraphernalia” and “perpetual” and “ominous” mean, and you will LIKE IT
unfortunately for the teenagers in my house, most in depth conversations with me seem to turn into vocabulary lessons for them lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
unfortunately for the teenagers in my house, most in depth conversations with me seem to turn into vocabulary lessons for them lmao
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i Need an exorbitant amount of Money
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i Need an exorbitant amount of Money
it’s probably fine lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
it’s probably fine lmao
my bras not fitting is really starting to hurt my ribcage 😭
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
my bras not fitting is really starting to hurt my ribcage 😭
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this makes me a hit with children tho bc i can pop out a unicorn drawing real fast
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this makes me a hit with children tho bc i can pop out a unicorn drawing real fast
i have something to admit to all of you….
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i have something to admit to all of you….
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
my daughter said “what the fuck” this morning so i’m gonna have to start making the teenagers eat soap bc they have the dirtiest mouths
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
my daughter said “what the fuck” this morning so i’m gonna have to start making the teenagers eat soap bc they have the dirtiest mouths
anyway he’s making me watch pans labyrinth bc i’ve never watched it
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
anyway he’s making me watch pans labyrinth bc i’ve never watched it
lmao to get her to let me go to bed she requested “lots and lots of stuffies” so i included my big sleepy flareon, and i found her like this lmao (yes she is wearing her strawberry shortcake costume from last year)
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
lmao to get her to let me go to bed she requested “lots and lots of stuffies” so i included my big sleepy flareon, and i found her like this lmao (yes she is wearing her strawberry shortcake costume from last year)
it’s called fashion sweaty look it up 💅🏻
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
it’s called fashion sweaty look it up 💅🏻
feeling a little bloated 😔😔😔
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
feeling a little bloated 😔😔😔
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i love this man lmao he knows i don’t like graphic scenes and we’re watching a movie and he points at the wall behind me and says “hey honey, look this way for a minute” bc he knew the scene coming up would have made me uncomfortable 😭
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i love this man lmao he knows i don’t like graphic scenes and we’re watching a movie and he points at the wall behind me and says “hey honey, look this way for a minute” bc he knew the scene coming up would have made me uncomfortable 😭
honestly i’m super impressed by this, she’s not even 4 yet and can’t spell but she was aware that the words are similar enough to use word play 😂😂😂
me: [playfully pretending to bite my child’s foot]
her: hehehe mommyyyy noo it’s foots, not foods!
her: hehehe mommyyyy noo it’s foots, not foods!
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
honestly i’m super impressed by this, she’s not even 4 yet and can’t spell but she was aware that the words are similar enough to use word play 😂😂😂